Everything.
All of you!!!
The Used, Brand New, Coheed and Cambria, Moneen, The Flaming Lips, Bright Eyes, Jurassic 5, The Roots, Bullfrog, Alexisonfire, 30 Seconds to Mars, Blackalicious, Bob Marley, Dropkick Murphys, THE FULLY DOWN (YEAH GEORGIO), Matchbook Romance, Me first and the gimmie gimmies, Outkast, Pink Floyd, Story of the Year, Straylight Run, Taking Back Sunday, and on and on and on and on...
JACKASS 2!!!!!! Neopolian Dynamite, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Empire Records, Wedding Crashers, anything Kevin Smith.....
I love South Park, Jackass, Robot Chicken, Daily show with Jon Stewart, (anything on the Comedy Network), Miami Ink, House, Discovery Channel, Animal Planet, and TLC...
Darwin Awards books (to remind me that there are ALOT of stupid people in the world, and thank goodness they are de-populating themselves), empty coloring books, any rock or sexy magazines that are clever, and anything that disses celebraties.
super mario..... and eric cartman