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MEATY McMeaterson

About Me

i believe god is like a giant squid that lives beneath the ocean and soon he shall return to return the planet to normal by ridding the blight that is the human race. Only by becoming one with the ocean and by living a life of servitude to Dagon and Cthulhu obeying their slightest whims can we survive in a dark, aquatic future where there shall be the dawn of a new civilisation with old gods, i like getting high with my friends and all kinds of ill shit,I have a really specific taste in music so if your a band doing something different and cool add me, if your a shitty NME wannabe 'killers' style band dont add me,i am also ugly and uninteresting so if you are looking for friends or relationships dont add me and just suffer like the rest of uschicks...say they dont want it but then they slip it on in

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

someone who has something to say

My Blog

Meat isnt murder: A poem by James Pateman

Meat isn't murder,Meat is nature,Meat is good,Meat makes me feel better than i ever could.Steaks are great,When its sat on my plate,Cos not too much longer will it have to wait, Till its in my bellyIt...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 12:47:00 GMT

things that should exist

things that would look cool;                               &nb...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 16:19:00 GMT

michael jackson the truth

when the name Michael Jackson is uttered in conversation people think of many different aspects of this huge star, his odd unique form of dancing and his odd chilhood. In recent years Michael has beco...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 13:34:00 GMT

my body going cheap

I am currently selling my body for one night of passion at the low low price of only £2.00!!! and whilst this limited offer lasts I will stick about in the morning for cuddles and breakfast which i wi...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 09:32:00 GMT

so called 'chilled out' people

don't you hate people who describe themselves as 'well chilled out' ? pisses me off, when you meet them and they say "me?im well chilled out mannnn" if they are SOOOOO chilled out how come they feel t...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 15:59:00 GMT