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Deuce

I am here for Friends

About Me

I have been a resident of Ridgewood New Jersey and New Paltz New York. Now, I live in Montclair New Jersey, which is the center of the universe. Many people in NJ know me as Mikey E, or Mike E, but in NY it's Deuce. I don't have a good story behind the origin of the name, it was given to me my freshman year of college by Jon Valle. Who happens to be on Myspace! So flood his Inbox as much as you want!I was in Butterface, still the most happening band on this thing. We have forged a recording legacy that cannot be matched. We have slain many in our rise to the top. Rivers Cuomo wants nothing to do with us. Really, he wouldn't accept our invite.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

New people, people not from the Tri- town area. Or Delaware. Ok, girls from Delaware maybe, or people who can book us shows. I have a feeling you Delaware kids know how to shag ass. But otherwise, Delaware stay the fuck away! Hmm, Connecticut's not so great either, but's that's more of a geographical bias.

My Blog

The Dodo Bird Around The Corner

In the classic George Romero flick Dawn of the Dead, a comment is asked by the character of Francine to the the character of Stephen as to why the zombies are hanging around the mall that they are try...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Dec 2008 02:27:00 GMT

ATP Stuff, Camera Lamentations

"I really need a better camera on my cell phone," was all I could think of while a short fat man with tons of tattoos, an angry grimace, and a shirt that said "FUCK THE WEAK" in huge grey letters stoo...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 21:29:00 GMT

Land Of A 1,000 Douchebags

A memory from a recently departed summer: I was sitting on the top deck of the Lewes-Cape May Ferry on a beautiful Sunday evening in July. I was on the way back to New Jersey from...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 20:46:00 GMT

Pet Peeves

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Posted by on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 18:23:00 GMT

Free Floating Hostility

"I like people one at a time  I don't like the fucking grouping. It's when they group that bothers me  the clotting. People-clotting is what causes the trouble. As soon as it's about eight or 12 guy...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 01:48:00 GMT

Walnut Street Got Served!

Today marks the first day since last Tuesday that we've had internet, which is the end result of a long and boring and slow recovery from Mother Nature giving our block the proverbial punch in the fac...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 20:56:00 GMT

Living In The 21st Century

In Bottle Rocket, Wes Anderson's first film about a group of bumbling friends on a misbegotten crime spree, Owen Wilson's rather insane character Dignan is seen to have the above title of  this b...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 02:45:00 GMT

What A Day

Wow, I'm almost up to 100 blog posts on myspace. I think the Mayans predicted that the world was going to end when this happens. The only motivation for this entry is because I'm waiting for...
Posted by on Fri, 09 May 2008 11:13:00 GMT

Minutiae

It's been ages since I've written anything, and every time I've got the urge to pop something out of the ol' Microsoft Word, my better judgment pulls me back just in time from being hit by t...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:43:00 GMT

Nintendo Monster

No name tickles the memory grapes more than that of the Nintendo Entertainment System, the incredible time-killer, inspiration, babysitter, and bridge from our childhood to our pre-teens. Awesome birt...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 01:41:00 GMT