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Cory

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About Me

Im pretty amazing, and if prompted I could ramble on all day about how much I enjoy myself. But for the sake of brevity I shall leave you with these inspired bits of information sure to change your life and the life of those around you: There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

My Interests

Funny you should ask. My interest are few and ironically enough, very uninteresting. I enjoy playing guitar, listening to music, reading the occasional book. Im also a sucker for insane conspiracy theorys. I pretty much believe whatever crazy people tell me, with very little persuasion.

I'd like to meet:

Hubert Cumberdale, Margary Stuart Baxter, Rutherford P. Stillwater
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Music:

Music is good. I like lots of it.

Movies:

Snakes on a Plane. Snakes on a Plane. Snakes on a Plane. Snakes on a Plane.Snakes on a Plane. Snakes on a Plane. Snakes on a Plane. Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure. Snakes on a Plane. Snakes on a Plane. Snakes on a Plane. Snakes on a Plane. Snakes on a Plane. Snakes on a Plane. Snakes on a Plane. Snakes on a Plane. Snakes on a Plane.

Television:

I havent really watched tv in a while. I sleep all day and work most nights. The only things on when I get a chance to watch tv are either infomercials or anime. I of course opt to sit in silence in the dark.

Books:

Left-wing psycobable mostly. Sometimes a novel can sneaks its way in, but not usually. I really dont like to read for entertainment.

Heroes:

All of those brave individuals involved with the making of Snakes on a Plane.