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Tommy .45

I'm a cynic with a plan

About Me

I'm Tommy. I'm powered by awesome(or Mojito's, whichever is available at the moment), and I think brass knuckles are the greatest invention ever. I get from "a" to "b" using a worn out pair of chucks and smoking on a big stinky cigar that annoys the fuck all out of everyone that smells it, rather epic if you ask me. I miss my saxophone and don't really care much for your wars, religions, or propaganda. You'll notice I'm not gonna let things get in my way anymore, nor will I let them slow me down.
Don't judge me. The End.

My Interests


Building Brick Ovens
Cooking/BBQ'ing
Billiards
Bowling
Minigolf
Beer
Redheads
Drinking
Bondage
Comicbooks
Cigars
Harley Davidsons
Chuck Taylor All-Stars
Steel Toes
Old Kickass Cars
Stouts
World Domination
Arcade games
Boston
Hand Cuffs
TIKI BAR's

I'd like to meet:

I have decided to make myself more open minded. I'd like to meet new people that don't suck at life, it's time for a change. Live life as long as you want, and want to as long as you live.
This dude as well, he could totally help me build a tiki bar!
My Dream:
I want my life to suck less and my heroes to exist.
The Future is Gray if we don't go Green, I see it every morning I wake up.

Music:

I basically love all things Rock/Punk/Metal along with a bunch of mellow stuff that I don't know how to categorize.

Monster Magnet
Dropkick Murphys
Rage Against the Machine
Cypress Hill
George Thorogood
Bob Marley
Bad Religion
Tom Petty
Mad Caddies
AC/DC
Darkbuster
Ducky Boys
Andrew WK
Iggy Pop
Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
Waltham
Ramones
Flogging Molly
Faith No More
Henry Rollins
Damned
Manowar
Richard Thompson
Reach The Sky

Movies:


Orange County
Evil Dead
Army Of Darkness
Office Space
Bill and Ted
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Bubba Hotep
El Mariachi
Boondock Saints
Leon
Animal House/PCU

Books:


Art of War
Brave New World
Three Musketeers
Dracula
War of the Worlds
my rather vast comicbook collection.