Ona and a half and already attacked by corporate America! |
Dear Sale Personell,
As you may have noticed by my displayed photos, I am actually under my claimed age. In reality I am under two years of age, and therefore have no monitary endorsements with which...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 10:41:00 GMT |
A world of no sleep.... |
There is a stirring in the night... O mother! Where am I now? Tatooed bodies and slavic violins... my eyes are heavy, but these larger beings are relentless. Milk, where are you? Why have you abandone...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 07:42:00 GMT |
To the aspiring artists, musicians, pedallars... |
...I am too young to attend most of your events, as I am also unable to have any financial independence with which I may be able to provide you with my patronage. Therefore it seems futile that you wo...
Posted by on Tue, 30 May 2006 07:19:00 GMT |
Tag: The humiliation of being caught! |
The Game: Once tagged, you must write 6 weird things/habits about yourself, & then tag 6 more people. Those 6 people must write about 6 weird things/habits in a blog about themselves, and ta...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 08:12:00 GMT |
January the 10th: Year 2006 |
I toss in my sleep tempestuously. "Mother?" The is no answer. The bars of my wooden prison are cold. I cough, then cry. A solitary tear falls down my cheek, and I question humanitarianism, mother natu...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 13:37:00 GMT |
November the 20th: Year 2005 |
Log 2: I have decided to take up the baby grand piano under the tutulage of a man who calls himself by "Fiasco". Thus far my music seems to be a sort of fusion of free jazz mixed with Captain Beefhear...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 07:10:00 GMT |
Life Journey Log: November the 17th, Year 2005 |
Entry 1: The air meets me with a harsh chill, only slightly dissapated by the shield of my buggy. The unknown confronts me with every second. Where am I going? When shall I obtain nurishment? Ev...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 08:00:00 GMT |
