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Tristram

If I don't die or worse I'm gonna need a nap.

About Me

It wasn't till I woke up that I could hold down a joke or a job or a dream. But then all three are one and the same.

My Interests

I want specifics on the general idea. I wanna think what I should know.

I'd like to meet:


Music:

Tragically Hip, Built to Spill, Decemberists, The Shout Out Louds, Muse, System of a Down, to name a few. Anything with a beat really...

Movies:

I want to see movies of my dreams

Television:

Not much TV these days... been watching DVDs of Arrested Development and The Office (both British and American).

Books:

Neil Gaiman and George R. R. Martin are great writers. Favorite books by them are American Gods and Game of Thrones, respectively. I like comic books too.

Heroes:

Spiderman and Keon (Sozzy)

My Blog

Mooninites Attack Boston and other pressing news

OK, so I'm only reading about this news on the internet, and I'm not as entrenched in it as those of you in America, but the Mooninites have attacked Boston! Wow!Apparently, there were nine devices st...
Posted by Tristram on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 06:43:00 PST

George Carlin's New Rules for 2007

OK, so here is another entry that I did not write myself. George Carlin is a funny fucker, and here are some of his rules for 2007:GEORGE CARLIN'S NEW RULES FOR 2007: New Rule: Stop giving me that p...
Posted by Tristram on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 06:39:00 PST

video game - drug connections?

Last night was Sam's 25th birthday extravaganza and it was a doozy. I'm feeling pretty fuzzy headed today. The problem lies in the fact that for a present we got him a bottle of tequila. A real genius...
Posted by Tristram on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 09:07:00 PST

Prepare to be depressed

Have any of you heard of the Doomsday Clock? Well, if you haven't here is a recent article about it:"Scientists prepare to move Doomsday Clock forwardFri Jan 12, 2007 3:22 PM ETWASHINGTON (Reuters) - ...
Posted by Tristram on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 06:45:00 PST

Clarkson University 2001 - 2002

Do you google people? I've never really done it before, but I was bored today so I googled a bunch of people I know. A lot of names didn't turn up any results. I tried Katies name and found a somethin...
Posted by Tristram on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 03:27:00 PST

Word order matters people!

It's 2007! I never thought I'd make it. 2006 was looking pretty scary for a while there, but I pulled through. High's and lows of 2006: Highs: Getting engaged, seeing Prague and the Czech Republic, Tr...
Posted by Tristram on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 07:08:00 PST

Superman would kick Shakespeare's ass

In Superman: The Animated Series, criminals never quite figured out that he was bulletproof. In almost every episode several baddies would empty their clips on Superman, who would just stand there and...
Posted by Tristram on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 04:59:00 PST

What am I doing?

Why am I teaching english? Seriously, what the hell? If you know me (which I hope you do), you know that I am a math guy. Frankly, I'm a nerd. I'm a guy who likes racking my brain on a calculus proble...
Posted by Tristram on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 09:28:00 PST

I miss some things

Hey I'm blogging again! I know it's been a while, but these days I have to go to a bar to use internet. I don't know about you, but when I'm at a bar I usually don't want to (or can't) write about my ...
Posted by Tristram on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 07:40:00 PST

You know it's true...

Just remember the things you have to believe to be a Republican today.....Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business ...
Posted by Tristram on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 09:25:00 PST