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Create your own at MyNiceSpace.com Hi, welcome to my wonderful Myspace page. If your reading this, you must really not have a life and I feel for you. A lil bit about me....hmmmm lets see. I like beer, fat women, Little Debbies, portly pickles (there are some in at Advanced Auto Parts), the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie coming out March 23rd 2007 (that so rocks), and purple hippo's cause they are funny to me. I am getting married to my future wife under the name Keleigh in my friends list (hehe Love ya honey). Veronica looks way to innocent to be a naughty school girl. Kimberly needs to choose another NFL team....Anyone....including the freakin Cardinals, just anyone other than those Who Dey sayin freaks in Cincy. Sharyn really needs to let me and her bf who is in the profile pic with me, go to strip clubs more often. (HeHe, I'll keep him outta trouble cause I want all the attention.) Anyways, everyone on my friends list is cool, so ya talk to one of us, you have to talk to all of us, we are a package deal. But I am way cooler cause like I mentioned above, I like purple hippo's. If anyone who has read this is offended, too damn bad, I worked way too hard to think all this shit up and Im not changing it for awhile.----------------------------------------------------- --------------------- My mom raises Maltese dogs so if anyone is interested in that breed, hit up this website for contact information........http://community-2.webtv.net/Mayfam/MAYFA MMALTESE/ All puppies are AKC registered and are looking for a good home. 30 years of experience in the breed.------------------------------------------------------ .... MYSPACELAYOUTSPY CODE START --
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My Interests

Kel is my only interest. She tells me to say that cause thats how we roll......

I'd like to meet:

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...now how cool would that be? Dane Cook. A Purple Hippo.

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Movies:

Employee of the Month...The Marine...Anything funny or with action.

Television:

Dog the Bounty Hunter...WWE...ECW...NFL Cleveland Browns

Books:

Hate reading...so mainly porn.

My Blog

Help HBO show Lucky Louie get a second season.....

HBO programming has decided not to sign Lucky Louie to a second season. The show features Louis C.K. (comedian). It is basically a 30 minute sitcom, but a little more raw than most. Please visit ...
Posted by One X on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 10:59:00 PST