Me no love Paris |
I just wanted to confirm that I know how weird this profile is. I mean, Andy Warhol meets Paris Hilton? I also wanted to make sure that you know that I think Paris Hilton has ...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 07:55:00 GMT |
Starbucks can kiss my ass |
You've got a new competitor. His name is Patrick. Anyway, I just created a frappucino-like drink that you can make at home if you're into that kind of thing. It's of course a really really simple reci...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 19:42:00 GMT |
Warning: use of air-conditioning may cause 50 year olds to swear uncontrollably |
"OH SHIT!" exclaims my mother, when she realizes she not only does not know how to turn off our air conditioning, but that it is 75 degrees, and thus not hot enough to require air conditioning usage. ...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 22:07:00 GMT |
No. Fucking. Way. |
So....
Guess what just happened to monsieur Patrick Gallagher.
He just won his first piano competition. And he's fucking thrilled!!!
OK, enough third person bullshit, I fucking won! It was a total and...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 18:04:00 GMT |
Sophia and Patrick's Piano Recital |
HELLO!You really should come to our piano recital. We're working very hard practicing our cute little asses off to make sure it's worth your time.Here's what we're playing:Brahms, Chopin, Debussy, Hay...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 07:26:00 GMT |
this is what happens to Wordsmart when she lets her hair down |
Ok we all know Wordsmart is the shit, right? this is proof of that. well actually these are mine, but you know, wordsmart is the cause of this madness...24. Innocuous adj harmless; banal &n...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 19:48:00 GMT |
Today I learned that oranges will ferment if left in backpack for more than 72 hrs |
I forgot it was there. I swear, it wasn't some strange science experiment. But I really think they fermented. They were all gushy and made my backpack smell like wine. Or vinegar. Depending on how far...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 14:55:00 GMT |
Will someone please make me stop eating these organic oreos? |
seriously now, I can't stop. You know, those Newman O's?They're in the health food section at le krogerat least they're organic...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 14:08:00 GMT |
I go for penguins |
So last night I saw Lyle Lovett in concert and for your information, he is one cool guy. I'd never listened to his music (save for some Austin City Limits when i was younger) but my parents got us tic...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 14:27:00 GMT |
My favorite Chinese family |
Chinese people are interesting by definition. This theory was confirmed to me yesterday afternoon when I spent some time at my friend Sophia's house...
First thing I notice, the neat row of tiny...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 12:22:00 GMT |
