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Farty Mcgigglepants

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About Me

I miss my old friends. I love my new town. I can't wait for Bush to leave office. Chik Fil A is a gift from God. Ryan and Roscoe are my heroes. My koi pond is really dirty and I don't know why. I love eating. I love cooking. I want to be reincarnated as a 450lb black woman with a kick ass gospel voice. I love FSU football, whether they win or lose. People who don't tip at least 20% are going to get theirs. I love Sonic commercials. Basketball is boring. I may be the only person who thinks that Star Wars and Pirates of the Carribean are crap. I wish I could dance. The health care system makes me angry. I'll never leave the beach again. Get new hot myspace layout today! *click here*

My Interests


I'd like to meet:

Tom Wolfe, Michael Moore, Robin Williams, Maria Schriver

Music:

Grateful Dead, Dave Matthews, moe.,Janis Joplin, 80's, Disco, Indigo Girls, Paul Oakenfold, Phish, Allmann Brothers, Led Zeppelin, GNR, Show tunes, Billie Holliday, Carole King, Billy Joel, Dixie Chicks, Outkast, Bob Dylan, Pink Floyd, Simon and Garfunkel and Simon, Bob Marley, Jack Johnson, Jimmy Buffet (I know, but I live in FL), Beatles, Green Day, Keller Williams, String Cheese Incident, Disco Biscuits, The Doors, Queen, Mason Williams, Jamiroqui, G Love, P funk, Violent Femmes, Radiohead, Colby Calait

Movies:

Godfather trilogy, anything by John Hughes or Christopher Guest, The Notebook, Stealing Beauty, Gone With the Wind, Gosford Park, Grease, Sneakers, Empire Records, Dazed and Confused, Pulp Fiction, V for Vendetta, Far From Heaven, Royal Tennenbaums, Sideways, M. Night Shymalan movies (I'll forgive him for The Village) Devils Advocate (yes I know Keanu is in it but so is Pacino), Garden State, Juno, Ratatouille, Back to the Future, The Number 23, most documentaries and indie movies that do not come out here in the bible belt, many many more.

Television:

Big Love, Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy, Samantha Who, Deadliest Catch, Ugly Betty and Lost. Everything else is crap.

Books:

Authors: J.K. Rowling, Aldous Huxley, Ray Bradbury, Maya Angelou, Christopher Durang, JD Salinger, Madeleine L'Engle, Tom Wolfe, Margaret Atwood, Carlos Casteneda, Edward Gorey, Clifford Geertz, Erik Erikson, Audrey Niffenegger, Sue Monk Kidd, Lois Lowry, Oscar Wilde, Tennessee Williams, Arthur Miller, Alan Ball, Carl Hiassen, Ken Kesey, Jeffrey Eugenides, Adriana Trigiani.

Heroes:

Roscoe

My Blog

Black Beatles!!!!!

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Cat Diary/Dog Diary

*_The Dog's Diary_*:8am -- Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!9am -- Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite!10am - Oh Boy! A walk! My favorite!11am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite!Noon - Oh Boy! The kids! My fa...
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End of the World

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