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Joshie

About Me

wow, just ran across this quote, i must delete the bullshit i had here that i thought represented myself adequately and just give u this gem (cynical interpretation: im too lazy to be original, so work with me;):“The happiest people are those who think the most interesting thoughts. Those who decide to use leisure as a means of mental development, who love good music, good books, good pictures, good company, good conversation, are the happiest people in the world. And they are not only happy in themselves, they are the cause of happiness in others.” -William Lyon Phelps...anyone who relates on a level other than simple minded acquiescence, kindly inform me of ur presence on this earth;)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

at this point ive pretty much accepted the reality that 99% of the population is, nevermind undateable, but pretty much intollerable, and yeah, that includes me, i heard that, smartie pants;) soooo, with that being said, if ur interesting, creative, passionate or anything but cookie cuttter MTV retard, say hi;) oh, and if u happen to be any of the above in a cute lil xx chromosomed package, then hurry up with that hi;) alrighty now.... Monkey has a buncha friends in da jungle: Guess whos back;)

jive

Penguins then Joshie

Sword fight!!!

All in returns

Nackered dreamer

lifes a trip

attached theory at last

Level 3

Coney island fun

Deal

Pie in da face

Crystal ball thief;)

Not my Boss!!!

Pachyderm

Berrylicious

take a sneak peak at all da monkeys friends

My Blog

I JUST REALIZED IM ROOTING FOR PAJAMAS!!!

speaking of mixed emotions, like ur mother in law goin over a cliff in ur new benz, or (closer to home) ham on sale to a jew, hehe...argh, yeah, so i like (and sometimes love, ugh) sports as it pertai...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 13:48:00 GMT

SHES DEAD AND SORRY, BUT SHE ISNT LOOKING DOWN ON YOU!!!

can we all just grow the fuck up in this country!!! please, i understand how painful and sad and horrible it is to lose someone close to u in ur life, but can we stop pretending and making shit up jus...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 15:41:00 GMT

THE MAN WITH THE BOAT LAUGHS LAST!!!

yup yup, so they all laughed, all of em, fuckers;) yeah, realizing ide be in a mediterranean climate all summer and my friends' (and the world's) penchant for this sand and salty water routine, rather...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 00:11:00 GMT

WHY THE FUCK DO PARENTS GET IMMUNITY???

huh? why? why the fuck do they get special privileges not accorded to other people simply on the basis of their relationship to you? why if someone acted like a total dick to u, can u say "hey, u...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 02:53:00 GMT

TOP 5 COUNTRIES OF BEAUTIFUL GIRLS!!!

yes yes yes, i know, this is the vainest and most subjective and possibly the stupidest topic, blog or even concept out there, especially for one who espouses principles such as reason, open mind...
Posted by on Thu, 31 May 2007 03:20:00 GMT

HERES WHAT GOD THINKS OF UR PRAYERS: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

thats really the only conclusion i can arrive at...well obviously i think its all a fuckin joke, but lets play ur lil game...lets play by ur rules...let me for a moment reduce my IQ by 50 or so points...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 08:04:00 GMT

REMOVING THE CANCER!!!

we all have a cancer, we just all dont know it...sometimes its a physical handicap, perhaps evident, perhaps avoidable, perhaps preventable...sometimes its a habit, perhaps admitted, often times not, ...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 19:08:00 GMT

NEW RULES FOR RETARDED POSTERS!!!

ok, so the myspace gene pool lifeguards have convened and it has been determined that a set of rules must now be put in place to ensure that people dont hook up via myspace, perhaps when inebriated or...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 11:36:00 GMT

THE GIRL MUST BE HOTTER!!!

ill state it quite simply, and obviously there may perhaps be exceptions, but generally speaking, if a guy is the better looking one in a relationship i believe it is a doomed relationship...yes, the ...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 06:02:00 GMT

THE GREATEST PARTY EVER!!!

ok, so its been a few days since we attended, and now i can, in proper context, relay the events of saturday, a day which shall go down as one of the greatest in my history of partying...  so, gr...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 11:41:00 GMT