Various quotes that I relate to:
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
I could calculate your chance of survival, but you won't like it...(Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
Loneliness has followed me my whole life, everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man. (Taxi Driver)
This is U.S. History, I see the globe right there. (Fast Times at Ridgemont High)
Donger's here for five hours, and he's got somebody. I live here my whole life, and I'm like a disease. (Sixteen Candles)
My dreams are a cruel joke. They taunt me. Even in my dreams, I'm an idiot who knows he's about to wake up to reality. (Vanilla Sky)
