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Capin' Cooter

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About Me

Uhh... I'm a huge dork. I'm obsessed with Bettie Page, David Bowie, Weezer, and anything genuinly odd. I like to read anything that makes me think. I love to write. Sometimes I argue just for the sake of arguing. I think conflict is healthy. I hate closed minded judgmental people. I sometimes eat my burritos w/ a fork (what can I say, I am white). I've always wanted to be an only child, but really I'm glad I'm not. I try never to regret anything. I listen to my music too loud. I dance idiotically in my underwear when no one's around. I have a happy dance. I think for myself. I'm the only fat vegan in existance. I'm a happy drunk. I'd rather listen than speak. Few of my friends actually know me. I think roses are impersonnal. I'm afraid of clowns. I write poetry no one ever sees. I hate Bush. I wish i could play an instrument. I bite my nails. I'd pick a rainy day over a sunny one. Sometimes I snort when I laugh too hard. Halloween is my favorite holiday. I'm an abstract thinker. I don't know how to drive. I still watch cartoons. I still sleep with a stuffed animal. I'm afraid of the dark. I like to go to Micah's house and smash hotwheels cars. I also like burning Joan of Ark at the stake. Destroying things is fun :)

My Interests

Books, Music, movies, philosophy, cartoons, art, animal rights, human rights, abstract things, vintage stuff, old school pin ups, anime, people watching, french, history, old horror movies, musicals, halloween, Bettie Page, Audrey Heppburn, ect., ect...

I'd like to meet:

Johnny Depp, Andy Milonokis, Jack black, Conor Oberst, our any other nukkas who want to hit me up.
You're addicted to.....Alcohol! Mmmmmmm, Mmmmmm, Bitch! I like you, alcohol is one
of the better things to be addicted to. The
only bad part is it makes you feel like doing
nothing and the next morning you get a terrible
hangover.

What are you addicted to? (pics!)
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You will swallow some tacks. You are a little
weird, maybe not so much in a good way. Buy a
yellow tie and wear it on your head.

What horrible Edward Gorey Death will you die?
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Music:

Weezer, Bright Eyes, No Doubt (despite my loss of respect towards Gwen and her gay solo career), Nirvana, The selecter, Vodoo Glow skulls,Ozma, The Ramones, Flaming Lips, Von Bodies, Hole, Cursive, Fugazi, The Cure, The Smiths, The Clash, Violent Femmes, the pixies, Hot Hot Heat, Socail Distortion, Texas is the reason, Vice Squad, Sunny day real estate,Further seems forever, The toasters,The Doors, garbage, the addicts, common rider, journy, Queen, Lena Horn, The misfits, Yeah yeah yeahs, The slackers, Hidden in plian veiw, The Early November, the vandals, Aretha Franklin, Billy Holiday, Big D and the kids table, Pat Benitar, Kiss, Green Day,the addicts, Smashing Pumpkins, Save Ferris, Catch 22, Pink Floyd, Bob Marley, Op Ivy, Sublime, David Bowie, the subhumans, the queers,Further seems Forever,madness, the postal service, less than jake, John Lennon, The kidney Theives, patsy clien,Subhumans, AntiFlag,flogging Molly, dropkick murphys, AFI, Sex pistols, letters to cleo, velvet underground, the vasalines, the get up kids, jefferson airplane, rush, led zepplin, Ima a robot, saves the day, the distillers, lisa loeb, rilo kiley, Berlin, the kinks, the cramps, Reel big fish, frank sinatra, Less than Jake, Death Cab for Cutie, bjork, Rob Zombie, Rancid, Nofx, Casiotone for the painfully alone, emery, johnny cash, elvis costello, Iggy pop, acrobat down, dead kennedys, and Not A Chance of course!

Movies:

STAR WARS,Old horror movies, musicals, foreign films, Indie stuff, comedy, and.....The Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Goonies, Drop Dead Fred, Amelie, The Sandlot, Ferris Builller's Day Off, Cry Baby, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Sabrina, Edward Scissor hands, Sixteen Candles, Pretty in Pink, Breakfast Club, Say Anything, Dogma, The Lost Boys, Frankenstien, Young Frankenstien, The Princess Bride, The Addams Family, Donnie Darko, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Crow, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, the graduate, Casper, Mario Bros., Nightmare before Christmas, Beetleguice, Benny and Joon, Casablanca, Clamity Jane, the little mermaid, the little toaster, Punch drunk love, Adam Sandler movies, Super star, Animal House, Blues Brothers, The best little whore house in texas, Clue, Moulin rouge, singing in the rain, Mary Poppins, Alice in wonderland, Night of the living dea.....
You are Magenta.

What Rocky Horror Picture Show charcter are you?
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Television:

Daria, ADULT SWIM, wonder showzen,Venture Bros., Jakie Chan, Rugrats, spong Bob square pants, Rocko's modern life, Ahhh, real monsters, Doug, cowboy bebop, beetleguice, pepper ann, chip and dale's rescue rangers, duck tales, Ren and stimpy, Daria, beevis and butthead, south park, family guy, the simpsons, futerama, sailor moon, batman, X-men, angry beavers, wild thornberries, the kids next door, grim adventures of billy and mandy, addams family, brace face, clarissa explains it all, action league now, ka-blam, Camp onawana, are you afraid of the dark, tales from the crypt, mummies alive, ninja turtles, anamaniacs, pinky and the brain, freakaziod, flintstones, jetsons, inspecter gadget, the smurfs, popeye, power rangers (original cast), beetle borgs, eurika's castle, muppet babies, bobby's world, street sharks, The oblongs, venter bros., fairly odd parents, ghost busters, pink panther, looney toons, taboo, space ghost, the brak show, aqua teen hunger force, megaman, tale spin, tiny toons, and a whole lot more, but I havn't the time to list 'um!

Books:

The perks of being a wallflower, star girl, Catcher in the Rye, Anna Karenina, Go ask Alice, Walden, Frankenstien, Dracula, 1984, Animal Farm, To kill a mockingbird, Lord of the flies, The picture of Dorian Gray, The little prince, Twilight of the Idols and the Anti christ, A stranger in this world, Womb weary, memoirs of a geisha, literature and exisistanalism (can't spell!), catch 22, A history of falsehood, An ocean in Iowa, The certificate, The scarlet letter, the taming of the shrew, Bunnies new pair of shoes, a bug in the rug, call it courage, the egypt game, James and the giant peach, harry potter (stop laughing!), the bell jar, The danish girl, Middle sex, anything by emily dickenson, robert Frost, Steven chobosky, george orwell, leo tolstoy, jean paul satire, henry thoreau, & silvia plat.

Heroes:

JETGIRL!!!

you spend most of your time at the pub or in your
jet, and are perpetually talking to yourself
nonsensically. gonna smoke all of that reefer?
sharing is caring you know.

Which Tank Girl character are you? (from the comics)
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My Blog

Willie D on welfare bitches

Yea, this is pretty random, but I found this and liked it for some reason......Yay for Johnny's mad movie picking skills :)   Dee's about to cold get funkyOn you welfare bitches around the countr...
Posted by Capin' Cooter on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 10:09:00 PST

Thiryt reasons why Chuck Norris is my hero

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the ...
Posted by Capin' Cooter on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 11:12:00 PST

Neely Ohara (my clich'e emo blog)

  Feeling a bit emo.... It's amazing really how you can hide yourself from the world if you really want to, how you can make yourself forget. Yes, yes, I know I'm being vague as us...
Posted by Capin' Cooter on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 02:21:00 PST