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Jessica

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About Me

You'll probably dislike me if you don't bother to get to really get to know me, but I stopped caring about what other people think a long time ago. I am who I am, and I always tell it like it is, whether people want to hear it or not.

"I never asked for nothin I don't demand of myself
Honesty, loyalty, friends and then wealth
Death before dishonor and I tell you what else
I tighten my belt 'fore I beg for help
Foolish pride is what held me together through the years
I wasn't felt which is why I ain't never played myself
I just play the hand I'm dealt, I can't say I've never knelt before God and asked for better cards at times to no avail
But I never sat back feelin sorry for myself
If you don't give me heaven I'll raise hell
'Til it's heaven" ~Jay-Z

My Interests

~consuming large amounts of alcohol
~smoking blunts
~football
~making fun of people
~stand up comedy
~movies
~reading
~cooking
~hanging out with my favorite bitches
~private jokes

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I'd like to meet:

anyone that isn't a smut or a douchebag

Music:

I absolutely detest country music and no one is going to change my mind. Led Zeppelin and Jay-Z are my favs, but I listen to tons of different stuff

Movies:

¤Empire Records
¤Scarface
¤Office Space
¤Dazed and Confused
¤Zoolander
¤Billy Madison
¤Boondock Saints
¤The 40 Year Old Virgin
¤Southpark
¤How High
¤Fight Club
¤Shaun of the Dead
¤True Romance
¤Sixteen Candles
¤Stand By Me
¤Just Friends

Television:

¤LOST
¤The Office
¤Entourage
¤Heroes
¤Weeds
¤Full House
¤C.S.I.
¤Spongebob
¤Scrubs
¤It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

Books:

¤Anything by Stephen King, James Patterson, Jane Green or Sophie Kinsella
¤I Hate Other People's Kids
¤The Lovely Bones
¤Master Of The Game
¤The Outlander series by Diana Gabaldon
¤The Devil Wears Prada
¤The Davinci Code
¤The Corrections
¤Sex, Drugs & Coco Puffs
¤Magical Thinking
¤Here On Earth
¤A Fine Balance
¤Rolling Away
¤P.S. I Love You

Heroes:

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My Blog

IT'S A BOY!!!!!

I have just been informed that my future god child is a boy and not a girl!!  Now don't get me wrong, little girls are great to, but I really wanted a boy and so did Meg and Chris so it works out...
Posted by Jessica on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 08:25:00 PST

Smartfood popcorn is fucking dangerous and what's with all the weirdos all the sudden!?....

and why do they all keep calling me angel???   So I'm trying to be good and eat healty and I just almost choked to death on a Smartfood popcorn kernel.  It got stuck in the back of my throat...
Posted by Jessica on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 08:18:00 PST

weirdos on myspace and sinister squirrels

So I come back from lunch and find this quite humerous message....    baron http://www.myspace.com/107051847 Date: Nov 2 2006 10:36 AM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ] Subject: hi angel B...
Posted by Jessica on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 11:29:00 PST

bye bye Neastie bitch!!!

oh happy day!  The Neastie bitch gave her 2 weeks yesterday!!  She thought that she was going to be able to cut her hours to 30 a week and still get benefits..haha bitch, I don't think so, y...
Posted by Jessica on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 12:34:00 PST

I swear I'm gonna put my foot in his ass!!!

Why do you think that everyone on this side of the building wants to listen to your nauseating opera music on full blast!?  Close your fucking door asshole!!! I'm soooo cranky today because I'm f...
Posted by Jessica on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 02:19:00 PST

Shanna Moakler is my new hero!

It's about fucking time someone put that stupid, cum guzzling skank in her place... Paris Hilton got her ass kicked Breathless early morning reports are claiming that Paris Hilton and Shanna Moakler...
Posted by Jessica on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 08:06:00 PST

The wait is over!

Tonight is Lost quizzo followed by the season premire!!!...I'm so excited I don't know how I'm gonna get through work today and here's a cool survey I stole from Unit 1. The phone rings. Wh...
Posted by Jessica on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 07:16:00 PST

1 more week!

Till the new season of Lost!!!   here's a survey that I stole from Unit Do you wear shoes that are actually too small?*no, that's ridiculous Do you get up at least an hour early to get ready each...
Posted by Jessica on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 09:49:00 PST

thanks everyone...

for all the birthday wishes!  Even though I was plagued by my mystery illness all weekend I still managed to make it to McFadden's on Thursday night where I had a splendid time.  Friday was ...
Posted by Jessica on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 06:54:00 PST

Rollin down the street, smokin ENDO, sippin on gin and juice

Drunk Survey 1. Have you ever been drunk? ~of course2. How old were you the first time you got drunk? ~16 or 173. Have you ever gotten/given digits while intoxicated? ~not my real ones4. Have you...
Posted by Jessica on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 07:11:00 PST