Bennie

I'd like to meet:

Andy Roddick, Mike Patton, Novak Djokovic, Rafael Nadal, Maria Sharapova, Ana Ivonovic, Tom Arya, Flea, Trevor Dunn, Jaco Pastorious even though he's dead, David Cross, Aeon Flux if she were real, Victor Wooten, James Galus (Little Jimmy Urine), the hot-as-hell substitute teacher that taught my third-grade class but I was sick that week but somehow--I don't remember--I got a photo of her, the band Daughters, Deftones, Tom Morello, Les Claypool, Irvine Welsh, Bret Easton Ellis, Katja Kassin.