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I'd like to meet:

TIME STARTED: 1 pm
FULL NAME: Daniel Christopher Smola
BIRTHDAY: 3/30/82
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?: I am afraid of Wolfman
YOU WEAR CONTACTS OR GLASSES?: neither
YOUR PERFECT MAN/WOMAN: no clue
MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT: getting caught fucking when I was a teen
YOUR FUTURE KIDS' NAMES: Jesus Christ and Donkey Kong
SIBLINGS: Stacy and Alisia
YOU EVER HATED ANY PERSON IN YOUR FAMILY? I hate my aunt... She kind of looks like E. Honda from Street Fighter 2
...........................FAVOURITE........................ ...................
DINNER: Chicken Marsala
VEGETABLE: Brocoli
FASTFOOD: no thanks
MEAT: Chicken
CANDY: skittles
BEVERAGE: ginger ale
MOVIE: Fight Club
PLACE TO VISIT: the shitter
JEWELLERY: Run DMC rope chain
SPORT: Baseball
NUMBER: 4,330,664
ANIMAL: Dog
BRAND OF SHOES: Nike
PERFUME/COLOGNE: Dolce & Gabana
SUBJECT: fuck you
..........................HAVE YOU............................................
LOVED SOMEBODY SO MUCH IT MADE YOU CRY? few times
RAN AWAY FROM HOME?: probably
BROKEN A BONE? yes
SKINNY-DIPPED?: yes
PLAYED STRIP POKER?: yes
PLAYED TRUTH OR DARE?: yes
FLASHED SOMEONE?: are we talking balls, fuck yeah balls
MOONED SOMEONE?: yes
BEEN IN A PHYSICAL FIGHT?: yes
RODE IN A POLICE CAR?: too many times
BEEN ON A PLANE?: yes
COME CLOSE TO DYING?: not really
SLEPT WITH YOUR BEST MATE'S SIGNIFICANT OTHER? probably on more than one occasion
BEEN IN A SAUNA?: yes
...............WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT........................
ABORTION?: do what you gotta do.. I guess I am pro-choice
COUNTRY MUSIC?: YEEEEEE-HAAAAA!!!!!
CLASSICAL MUSIC?: like Skid row?
OLDIES?: depends how old
AEROPLANES?: I am not comfortable with this question
.........................WHAT IS................................................
YOUR GOOD LUCK CHARM?: rosary beads
WORST SONG U EVER HEARD?: Crazy Bitch by Buck Cherry
YOUR BEDROOM LIKE?: a big cluster fuck
YOUR SECRET CRUSH?: I don't think I have one... Do you mean who do I masturbate to?
YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSIONS?: my wallet
.......................ARE YOU A...............................................
VEGETARIAN?: no
GOOD STUDENT?: kind of
GOOD AT SPORTS?: I think so
GOOD ACTOR/ACTRESS?: yes
DEEPSLEEPER?: no
..............HAVE YOU EVER HAD....................................
BLOODY NOSE?: yes
SOMEONE BESIDES YOUR FAMILY SAY THEY LOVE YOU?: yes
SOMEONE PUNCH YOU?: yes
.....................DO YOU.....................................................
LIKE PICNICS?: I don't think I have ever been on a picnic.
ENJOY SHOPPING?: no
GO TO A HANSON CONCERT IF YOU HAD A FREE TICKET?: Only if I could fuck them. Those Hanson guys are sexy chicks
GET ANYTHING PIERCED?: yes
IF YOU WERE STUCK ON AN ISLAND, WHICH PERSON WOULD YOU WANT WITH YOU? : Andy or Garrett. At least we'd die laughing
YOUR HOUSE WAS ON FIRE,WHAT 2 THINGS WOULD U COLLECT? : my dogs
IF SOMEONE OFFERED YOU A SMALL PART IN A MOVIE WOULD YOU ACCEPT IT?: yes
WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?: Mom, Auntie Dan, Princess Danny, and Pittsburgh
TIME FINISHED:

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Music:

Anything for the headphones in the gym.. Big OTEP fan, Korn,... shit like that. I listen to hip hop, and I listen to some country too. That is all they play in Texas, so when I lived there, it was basically forced down your throat. Nothing like some good old motha f'n line dancing to start off a Tuesday night bitches.....

Movies:

I like violence and thrillers. So anything with guns is good. Also comedy's... Adam Sandler is a funny guy, and Will Ferrel will make you piss yourself...

Television:

I basically only have time to watch Sportcenter and Football. Daily show and Conan if I am up that late. Dude! You're 97% from Massachusetts!

Dude! Me and Sully and Fitzie and Sean are gonna hit Landsdowne tonight after the game, hang out at the Beerworks. I'll pick you up at the Coop at 6.

How Massachusetts are you?

Books:

I have read quite a few in my time. But if you have any suggestions, I would be glad to hear them.

Heroes:

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Tommy Lee, Bob Sagat, Bill Kazmaier. I guess you can chalk my pops on my hero list too. The only guy I know that makes mole hills to mountains... Hard work pays. And last but not least Captain Caveman. Take the quiz:
What condiment is best for you?

Mayonaise
You're good in potato salad and tuna salad, and on turkey. Too much of you is a little gross though.

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