In a touching ballad that I co-wrote, a young Gonzo sums life up nicely and explains the way he and I both see the world these days:
Soooo . . .I just looked through my own profile and saw how ridiculous it is. Probably a bit misleading (actually . . .it's dead fuckin' accurate, who am I trying to fool), but so be it. I don't know you anyway. It makes me laugh. I'm not taking this too seriously. The remaining mystery is just how much of all this is true. There's only one way to find out.
Actually . . .this just gives me something to do at work other than . . .working. Call it a sociology experiment maybe. Either way, I'm gonna post nonsense, join groups and post more nonsense and blog about some of the most inconsequential shit you've ever read. All for my own amusement. Also, this gives me the chance to be incredibly nosey and see what people I know/knew are up to and whatnot for no other reason than the the eternal and universal law of "because I can". Enjoy the flight . . .bitches.
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You are The Joker
The Joker
The Clown Prince of Crime. You are a brilliant mastermind but are criminally insane. You love to joke around while accomplishing the task at hand.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: If I used my real name, this whole myspace thing wouldn't be any fun.
Birthday: God decided there wasn't enough beauty in the world, and then . . .BAM!!
Birthplace: A '79 Fleetwood in the Ironbound section of Newark.
Current Location: Under the laundry in my crush's closet. ::SNIFF:: MMM, April rain.
Eye Color: Black like hot wings and child support payments.
Hair Color: Black like 24" rims and an empty fridge.
Height: Only 5'11", because someone though it would be funny to deny my dreams of a world record.
Right Handed or Left Handed: What I do with which hand is very personal. I love them both and they deserve their privacy.
Your Heritage: If I told you, you'd call me a liar, so let's skip it.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Were taken from a homeless man who had the balls to throw my sandwich back at me.
Your Weakness: Latinas with pony tails and hoop earrings. Good times.
Your Fears: Kobe and OJ. You figure it out.
Your Perfect Pizza: Will get me drunk.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Will happen once China stops being dumb about international trade. Let me in!!! Oh, and to get a rich woman pregnant.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Oh snap!!!"
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Where did this glitter come from??"
Your Best Physical Feature: My ass is the envy of nations.
Your Bedtime: About half an hour after the bar closes.
Your Most Missed Memory: Isn't that the dumbest question ever??? How do lose a memory and still remember it. Efph you, myspace.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke makes me alot more money. HAHAHAHAHA, "YAMS"
MacDonalds or Burger King: I have my own place called King Wendy's Kentucky Fried McTaco Hut. Come on in and try the rotisserie gold pepperoni whopper mac . . .with cheese.
Single or Group Dates: As if I was dateable.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Rum. next question.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Depends, is she buying me dinner, or cooking it herself?
Cappuccino or Coffee: Rum. I keep the body pure.
Do you Smoke: Can't smoke rum.
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah
Do you Sing: "Sooooooooo anxiousssssssss" Damn, I'm smooth.
Do you Shower Daily: Yeah, they frown upon stripper stink at the office.
Have you Been in Love: I WAS in a good mood. Efph you again, myspace.
Do you want to go to College: Already did. how else would you explain my briliance and typing skills?
Do you want to get Married: Does it matter?
Do you belive in yourself: That's easy when you're flawless. Where's my mirror?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only that one time when i tried to land El Tigre Saltando and i miscalculated the jump.
Do you think you are Attractive: Do I think the sky is blue? Do I think birds can fly? Is water wet?
Are you a Health Freak: Fuck no. I like to drink and eat pie.
Do you get along with your Parents:
Do you like Thunderstorms: Hate them. Earth's most inefficient use of energy.
Do you play an Instrument: Skin flute. Master since the age of 12. Nightly recitals.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA. Ask me if I've had a glass of water this month.
In the past month have you Smoked: Not that I'm aware of.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope. Seriously. Stop laughing!!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I think the answer to that is obvious.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I shop more that most women. Wanna fight about it?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No way
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Only if it's from that dude Chuck with the van.
In the past month have you been on Stage: I guess the secret is out. I recently began stripping under the name Candy Crotch.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Impossible.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Correction: THIS is the dumbest question.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Hearts and purses across the tri-state.
Ever been Drunk: Word??
Ever been called a Tease: HA!!! Only by one.
Ever been Beaten up: No one ever wants to fight me.
Ever Shoplifted: A man's gotta eat.
How do you want to Die: Definately at the Nouvelle Chicane on the final lap of the Monaco Gran Prix.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Pretty sure I'll get there soon, no need to wish.
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan, I'd be a king over there.
In a Boy/Girl..
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Number of Drugs I have taken: The same one as everyone else.
Number of CDs I own: The exact number is: several
Number of Piercings: Uno
Number of Tattoos: One until i get more creative.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: ONE!!! Dammit.
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