Hello chaps, I am Barneby Noble. I'm sure you've heard many tall tales about me, but I have decided to get on this new-fangled internet to set the story straight. I'm sure you've heard of my company, Barnes and Noble, the bookstore that I built with my bare hands brick by brick. I no longer associate myself with that company, after I lost the store in a rigged poker game (the only thing I've ever lost) the store went downhill rather quickly. Recently, I am sure that you people have heard about a certain sex tape involving Marilyn Monroe that a dear friend of mine purchased for 1.5 million. I cannot comment for legal reasons whether or not if that was me in the 15 minute clip, let a sleeping dragon lay. If can answer a question I will with the utmost truth, for I have no reason to lie. Well I am being rather verbose, so I must cut this short, I shall end it on a quote from a great man. "Many say that life is a short struggle, well maybe for those built of lesser breeding" - Barneby Noble
