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Roy rhymes with Joy and Toy. Guess I should consider starting my own line of adult pleasure products

About Me

I'm very curious and very much in love with the world and life. I like to try new things. I will look at all sides of things before I make a decision. I can understand why bad things happen in the world and that they are good things. I do not act as a judge because I know its not my place.

I'm accepting of peoples differences and welcome them because I know I can learn something from them. I have a naughty side and have done naughty things and I'm not ashamed of them at all. I have a deep faith in that I'm here for a purpose and that my life isn't meaningless.

I don't like people to hurt and I don't want them to hurt and if I'm the cause of that then I hurt much more than they do. I can be closed off sometimes but I just need a little time to think things out. I'm extremely independent and don't mind being alone if I have to; sometimes I need my own time.

I'm creative and think crazy thoughts sometimes. I laugh at a lot of stupid shit that most people don't find funny because I can see the beauty in the joke or the talent of the actor and can appreciate it.

I love Madonna.

I don't care deeply about many people in the world but when I do I love them forever--they can do no wrong in my mind (even if they murdered someone I would still understand and stick by them -- but that takes a long time to build up to).

I hate lying and dishonest people.

I would never cheat on someone I'm dating. I don't hold grudges. I'll love whomever forever until they intentionally do something to hurt me or impact my life in a negative way. I'll always listen to those who want to be heard. I don't fart in front of others. I don't like to talk much after emotionally intense movies.

I sometimes live in a fantasy world. I like to cook and eat and try new foods. I love science and astronomy and biology and physics and pretty much anything that can help to explain the amazing and intricate beauty of the world and how god makes it all work.


I love to just lay in bed and put some music on and just hang between the place where you're awake and asleep and just dream, and I can type really long emails that most people get sick of reading....and I love FRANCE! Putain!
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Cool, chill, FUNNY people. I'm generally attracted to someone that is intelligent and has a wicked sense of humor. If you can laugh your ass off at South Park or Strangers With Candy we will probably get along. If you find those shows offensive or in bad taste or really just don't get it, move along please.

I'm looking for someone that is mature, has a job, has goals in life and ambition. Someone creative is cool but not a biggie.

If you care about clothes and know all the hottest designers and spend your time reading Vouge instead of something educational, move to the back of the line.

If you have a love of life and enjoy waking up everyday and accomplishing something and like to laugh along the way, move to the front.

Oh ya and if you are going to request to add me as a friend, at least leave me a message so I know who you are. Otherwise I'm going to think you are just soliciting add requests because you are lame or need fans.

Music:

Madonna, Matchbox Twenty, Vega4, The Cranberries, Garbage, BT, DJ Tiesto, Paul Van Dyk, Minnie Driver, Counting Crows, Hole, Sheryl Crow, Rob Thomas, Beth Orton, Aimee Mann, Armin Van Buren, Film music and scores

Movies:

Good Will Hunting, Strangers With Candy Movie, The Matrix Trilogy, Superman Returns, X-Men Films, The Omen, Kinsey, Eating Raoul, Carrie, Xanadu, Truth or Dare, I'm Going To Tell You A Secret, Finding Neverland, The Descent, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Blade, Underworld, An Inconvenient Truth, Maria Full of Grace, Life is Beautiful, The Land Before Time, The Lion King, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Apple

Television:

South Park, Family Guy, Battlestar Galactica, Hex, Footballer's Wives, Little Britain, Housewives, Discovery Channel, National Geographic Channel, Nova, Big Brother!, Strangers With Candy, Buffy, Charmed, Saturday Night Live!!, Ducktales, Thundercats

Books:

Ishmael, a bunch of nerdy science books, screenwriting books, spiritual/religious stuff, don't really read for fun... I like to learn...

Heroes:

http://www.edibleschoolyard.org/

My Blog

About Me from the perspective of Others

These were written a few years ago but i think they are still pretty true me today. ---------------------------------------------- rocha! you're the bomb.  roy is one in a million and the best th...
Posted by roy on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 05:31:00 PST

Friends = Forever no matter where you are or who you have become!!

Another gem long forgotten about!  love all you guys still just as much!!!  Think this was written in like 2000 maybe... damn we old! --------------------------------------------------------...
Posted by roy on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 04:29:00 PST

Summer Nights circa 1999

I wrote this YEARS ago and thought it was lost but my persian princess found it for me!  it won't make sense to anyone but those involved, but you can still enjoy! -------------------------------...
Posted by roy on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 03:03:00 PST

A Place in the World for 2007

A Place in the World for 2007   For years now I've lived according to my own rules, made them up as I went along through life pretty much.  But I've come to realize that all the rules I thou...
Posted by roy on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 12:09:00 PST

O.O.B.E. - script

here is the script i wrote for class.  enjoy.  or don't.  it's up to you.  well maybe me.. depending on how you like the story, but i could argue you have bad taste if you don't li...
Posted by roy on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 01:53:00 PST

Heaven

Imagine a place you have never been beforeA place almost like homeA place where every drop of rain is as pure as an angel's whisperA place where the sun tans your skin goldenA place where money is not...
Posted by roy on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 08:44:00 PST

Apple

We can't all eat an apple.I'll take the skin,You take flesh,And you, child,Take the core.
Posted by roy on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 08:41:00 PST

Imagination

Falling sky beneath my eyeTake root in my hollow mindCreate a life not seen beforeBelieve in me and I shall be freeCome to me, my friend.
Posted by roy on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 08:39:00 PST

Keyboard

Letters beneath my fingersType slowly and create worldsUnimaginedTake me to places I have never seenCreate my life and my dreamsLetters beneath my fingers.
Posted by roy on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 08:38:00 PST

X GF

This was written circa '99... when i was "cool"twas the night before i hated katie and all through the housenot a mexican or white person was sober, not even a mouse.the frat boys were gathered around...
Posted by roy on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 08:35:00 PST