What I learned at STONEYS |
Heres what I learned tonight:
I LOVE riding that damn mechanical bull:) (everyone should do it at least once)
Old men ages 60 and up LOVE ME
Dollar beers don't mean you save money
Guys in COWBOY HATS ...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Nov 2008 10:18:00 GMT |
To my neighbor who I saw pooping in his yard yesterday. |
To my neighbor who I saw pooping in his yard yesterday - w4m
Date: 2008-06-05, 2:52PM EDTI saw you couched down with your pants around your ankles. I asked "Hey, what are you doing?". Your reply was ...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 00:39:00 GMT |
Wise Words to Live by. |
Things my father taught me
Date: 2008-04-13, 9:33AM PDTThe measurement of my finger from the tip to the first joint is 1 inch...depth for planting peas. The measurement to the second joint is 2 inch...
Posted by on Tue, 06 May 2008 11:50:00 GMT |
To the stupid bitches at walmart who thought I stole their cell phone. |
To the stupid bitches at Walmart that assumed I stole their phone
Date: 2008-04-13, 2:47PM EDTYou know who you are. You and your skanky friend entered the ladies room at Walmart, apparently looking f...
Posted by on Tue, 06 May 2008 11:47:00 GMT |
WHY WHY WHY!!!! |
Why, Why, Why,Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?Why does...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:08:00 GMT |
To the potheads who took 1 of the 4 free patio chairs I posted on CraigsList. |
To the potheads who took 1 of the 4 free patio chairs I posted on CL
Date: 2007-07-05, 11:36AM PDTYou two girls were amped up about the 4 free patio chairs that I posted on CL. You came over, wafting...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 15:13:00 GMT |
F@%K YOU CHORES!!!!!!!!!! |
F%k you CHORES
Date: 2007-07-05, 7:10PM EDTFuck you, cleaning the fridge. How the hell do you get so dirty? I don’t eat in there, I simply store food. What the fuck is that stain on the bottom ...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 15:09:00 GMT |
To the guy who stuck his penis in my face.... |
To the Guy Who Stuck His Penis in My Face...
Date: 2007-08-31, 12:49PM EDTYou are ridiculous. Have some tact, you asshole. I met you for the first time, and after a decent dinner of grilled chicken, ...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 14:44:00 GMT |
To the guy doing my wife..... |
to the guy doing my wife
Date: 2008-02-21, 1:43PM CSTTo the guy doing my wife. You know who you are. Yes I know. No I am not angry, I would just ask a few things of you. After all you are giving it t...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 14:20:00 GMT |
To the guy sailing across Mission Bay with a PORCH UMBRELLA |
Date: 2008-02-28, 10:28PM PSTI suppose you were windsurfing. I’ve never seen anyone windsurf with a porch umbrella for a sail, boldly charging across the bay like a cross between Admiral Nelson ...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 14:08:00 GMT |
