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The Alpha Geek

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About Me

With each passing moment, the world inches closer to being under my complete control! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahaaaaaa...
For even as I speak, my legions of angry mutated ninja marsupials are making their way to the UN to carry out my diabolical plans (which are a secret) but will result in my Global Domination. Prepare for the insanity, I offer a glimpse of what is to come!
Churches will burn, people will die, planes will fall from the sky like big cigar shaped aluminum rocks filled with fuel!
The RIAA wont be able to file a law suit against me for the 120+ hours of music I've illegally downloaded onto my computer, because they will be killed in the neck... BY ME!
Cars will Crash, Suns will Explode, Manson will get out of prison, and I will force all of you sheep-like slaves to wear uncomfortable outdated clothes and drink the disgusting coffee swill at StarBucks!
If you want to avoid this unpleasant and bleak future, there is hope, please form a single file line, and I will distribute a quick (and possibly painless) euthanasia to each one of you with a small mallet.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Henchmen/minions to aide me in my international mayhem.I am currently taking applications for my Number 2 position, so if you think you will be a benefit to highly ambitious Costumed Super Villain, please contact me.
A Starndard List of Stupid Questions...
Name Nate
Age 24
Gender Male
Sexual Orientation Gay
Brand of Condoms Condom?
Favorite Pop-Tart Flavor Straberry!
Space Shuttle Fuckernaught!
And Now For Something Completely Different...
What car do you drive? None at the moment...
What would you rather be driving? My Scirocco...
Are you going to eat that? Yes, bugger off...
Favorite Animal Rats... or Ferrets.
Have you ever masturbated to Star Wars? Do I really have to answer that?
Is 51 a Prime Number? No
Kirk or Picard? Which testicle do I want cut off?
Master Chief or Gordon Freeman? I hate these questions!
Cake or Death? I'll have the chicken then.
Does this make me look Fat? Totally
RUN!!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
American Idol Suxxorz! Agreed
Holy Shit... Am I on Crack?
Wii, 360, or PS3? PS3 Sux
Can I have a cookie? I guess so.
Everyone needs to drive faster... Or get the fuck out my way...
THE END!

My Blog

Nerd Rules

I know I said I was going to do video blogs from now on, but I wrote this on a forum and thought it was too good to just leave there...Being an American, I'm not too unfamiliar with being regarded b...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jan 2009 15:41:00 GMT

Scirocco Update

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRh4WNVWYrg Gave the Scirocco a small tune up.
Posted by on Sat, 03 Jan 2009 18:57:00 GMT

2 Drunk Dudes after Watching Transformers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9JrI4LtT3M Jason and myself being drunk and talking about stuff... We're drunk so nothing we say should make any sense.Just watch and know what kind of drun...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Dec 2008 22:42:00 GMT

A Greater Appreciation...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLAxBockV-0 I discovered that good videos are hard to make. Links. The Angry Video Game Nerd http://www.cinemassacre.com/new/index.php Th Nostalgi...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Dec 2008 19:11:00 GMT

Nocturnal Slipper Repair... Elves Maybe?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFhmachnaW0 WTF? I thought pissing down the stairs was weird, now I have this.Now I just need to learn how to clean in my sleep
Posted by on Mon, 08 Dec 2008 11:07:00 GMT

Snake Robot!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJuNe50uuzk Wow, I do love robots, but you what's better than robots? Biomimetic Robots! Not computer generated, this snake is the real deal, check out this...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Dec 2008 16:39:00 GMT

More Prop 8 Anger!

Seriously, I keep getting angry messages in my inbox and in my email about my opposition to prop 8.What the fuck is wrong with people. This shouldn't be an issue. It should have failed... what the fuc...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Nov 2008 12:52:00 GMT

85 Scirocco Part 2: Mystery at Zombie Lake

Ok, after I forked out some cash to get to my new Scirocco, I went and saw it for the first time in person. I'll admit that it was VERY rough around the edges, but I still saw potential.Much to my del...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Nov 2008 23:25:00 GMT

My Take on "Left 4 Dead"

As many of you know, I have a huge gaming boner for VALVe, and the beautifully constructed First Person Shooters they produce.If you play Half Life 2, and have been waiting as impatiently as I have fo...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Nov 2008 11:46:00 GMT

85 Scirocco Part 1: The Nightmare Begins

I already made mention that I got another Scirocco with some serious damage to it, and that I intended to rebuild and drive it.Well, I decided to do do a blog over the next 60 days, and keep track of ...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Nov 2008 09:45:00 GMT