Double Bunger |
I am feeling quite relaxed tonight darling, thank you. Perched delicately on the shiny, vulva shaped leatherette beanbag, with a warm mug of vanilla essence and a tray of codeine tacos (just like reg...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Mar 2009 06:33:00 GMT |
Clam before the storm |
The other day, as I walked through town in the early morning, I witnessed a young trades person standing on the footpath, over the corpse of a pigeon lying in the gutter. This young fellow was s...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Dec 2008 08:00:00 GMT |
Masturbating For Dummies |
Due to a multitude of exciting things occurring in the infancy of this shiny New Year there is a lot to say. These magical events will now be examined both with the benefit of hindsight, and the defi...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Jan 2009 07:41:00 GMT |
The Salem Witch (Time) Trials |
It seems almost as if there is too much to say. There are so many things bubbling away, wishing to be expressed before the good old resolve can stiffen and cap can be firmly hammered onto that w...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 09:38:00 GMT |
Prince rode a horse. He had a purple saddle and purple reins. |
It is this weekend we celebrate the Queens birthday in of all places Queensland. Despite the misleading name, the Queen spends very little time here. Nobody cares about that awful old slag...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 11:42:00 GMT |
Tired of the city children, take me to the April son in Cuba... |
Mother always told me hangovers are God's way of saying "Take my mighty fist, smothered as it is in lubricating and perfumed oils as it thrusts into you, sinner, with much vigour and the warmth genera...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 07:29:00 GMT |
Somewhere, Beyond the Se(men)... |
I am listening to Ringo's impassioned pleas to be admitted to my garden. For tonight I am an Octopus.The Trash video benefit was last Saturday and we played at it. We had a good time. ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 06:24:00 GMT |
Point is kind of moo-t. |
It is times like these I find my thoughts drawn back to Apocalypse Now. What a great movie. Man, I could watch that movie constantly for days, staying awake with the use of amphetamines an...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 08:34:00 GMT |
Detailed Instructions On How To Fuck Bingo Wings |
What a weekend. The last seven months have surely been a strange boat ride up river. Hold on for just a second, Hot August Night 2: Electric Boogaloo really isn't doing it for me... Ah, that is a ...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 07:11:00 GMT |
Naked Russian Babe Gets Spanked For Not Cleaning Room... |
Dear DamballaFirstly let me give praise. Praise Damballa!
Man, what an exciting time. Finally La Puta Vieja is on the road. Oh Damballa, she shines like a radioactive child in the d...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 07:18:00 GMT |
