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'hella

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

full-time number cruncher, part-time headcase. if i were a color, i'd be orange. sometimes...no MANY times i commit senseless acts and rationalize later... much later. i am easily distracted and rarely speaking. my best days occur in my superwoman underoos. my grandmammy says i'm a gypsy who doesn't know what she wants. i say i thrive on change.....

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

SERGIO MENDES circa 1968!!! ooo la la!

kate for breakfast. kate for lunch. kate for dinner.

people. people unabashed by veracity. people with names like Reel E. Cool, Leah Tard, Terri Cloth, Anna Aerobic, or maybe even Fasheena.

My Blog

some worry im dead

missing: last seen on bike, boat, or skates.  may be wandering streets seeking serious massage artist or simply a guitar hero.  if seen, offer whiskey.
Posted by on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 22:16:00 GMT

i dont remember anything before age 6

so apparently, when i was five, i wouln't leave the house without my sweat bands. i wouldn't stop singing..let's get physical....physical...during what was aptly named my olivia newton-john ...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 20:13:00 GMT

where's my airborne?

so it's spring break.  i'm sick and sitting around watching movies like a fish called wanda, exploring myspace and drinking way too much tea.  we just had a huge house party. ...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 15:05:00 GMT

clipless

i fell on my bike today.i hustled up and pretended nothing happened.i am very convincing.
Posted by on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 23:19:00 GMT

okay...it's official...I hate people

let me clarify:  i strongly dislike all mean people who take things that do not belong to them.  my golden yellow stallion was replaced with charming brown schwinn varsity.  she's a bit...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 11:31:00 GMT

something lost and something gained

someone stole my bicycle.  its name was "trigger" --  my pal.... my golden yellow stallion.  sigh.  well, now i have more time at home with the most adorable kitten EVER.  unf...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 19:09:00 GMT

the list

things that kick ass: 1. orlando people in portland.  kate!!!!!  dan!!!!  come back!!! 2. gaming at ground kontrol. if i won the lottery i would cash it in for all quarters and play moo...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 22:46:00 GMT

r.i.p.

bert died yesterday. may he bounce in lucious carrot tops in bunny heaven. we'll miss our little porch pal. he sure loved his thinking box. awe. sad day.
Posted by on Fri, 30 Apr 2004 17:23:00 GMT

best new venue

okay, the meow meow is far from new, but its new space is incredible with its old school video games, fifty cent mongo bananas, comfy seating, and vast floor space. not to mention the fact that it was...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Feb 2004 13:14:00 GMT

fortune cookie

passive agressive behavior is incredibly silly.td{background-color:ff9933;}body {background-color:000000; background-image: url(http://www.hepspace.com/images/IMG_2206.JPG); border:none; bor...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Feb 2004 00:42:00 GMT