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Mastuh Q

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I used to be "down for whatever", now I'm "down for taking a nap". A lot of people don't "get" me. I'm kind've an oxymoronic figure. I grew up in the public housing projects and made a dedicated effort to not be jus another "big scary black man". People swear I'm a football player and know little of whatever subject they're talking about. I actually got my degree in Theater and enjoy performing, visual and culinary arts. I'm also pretty fucking savvy.I have a tendency to get into debates because people either A) think they know something I don't B) they get a kick out of seeing me get all riled up. I'm confrontational by design but really easygoing by nature. I'd much rather chill and hangout then get into an altercation with some douchebag and havta choke him out. If I'm arguing with you about something its prolly for a good reason. I'm not a big fan on doing things cause other people do it or "cause thats what you're supposed to do". I'm at my best when I'm active and involved in a variety of tasks but I'm also a big fan of sleeping and being straight lazy. I manage to be both a gentleman and a pervert. I've got grade A social skills but I kinda like rolling solo and doing my own thing....did any of that make sense?

My Interests


Survey of Delight:

All purpose Survey
Name Quankeiair, pronounced Kwan-key-air not "Wait, how do you say it, again?"
Nicknames Master, Q, Master Q, ThatblackguyyknowwhoImtlakingaboutwheresahat
Date of birth 11.29.1981
Birthplace Ol school Frederick
Current Location New school Frederick
Eye Color and Hair Color Brown and black
Height and Weight Like 5'11 and alot
Piercings no
Tatoos uh uh
Heritage African-American, Native American: Blackfoot and Cherokee, Irish, Scottish but I usually jus say "Black"
I.Q. Before the alcohol killed the braincells it was 143
Best Personality Feature Inate Charisma
Best Physical Feature Seldom ashy elbows?
Goals for this Year To not suck
Most missed Memory Being ambitious and driven and thinking I can take on the world
Worst habit Procrastinating
What about you annoys people I get to places on that CPT (colored people time)
What about other people annoys you Man...I hate people
Are you more extroverted or introverted Id say its an even mix
Favorite time of day? Mastrubation o clock
Season? The ones where I dont die from allergies
Ice Cream ooh Chubby Hubby
Beverage of choice Vitamin Water, Propel, Some sexy bitches saliva
Restuarant FAMOUS DAVES
Store Jims Liquors RIP
Holiday The night before Thanksgiving
Super-Hero Luke Cage!
Pro Wrestler Well everybody here comes 2 Cold Scorpio
Favorite toy as a kid GI Joe, a Real american hero
When you were a kid, what did you wanna be when you grew up I wanted to do the voices for cartoons and then I wanted to be a comic penciler...
Do you have siblings? Only one that I can really claim
Pets? dust mites
One thing you wanna do before you die Visit several more states
Two things you use daily The E.H. and my quick wit
Three things you use to make yourself pretty Axe, Edge, Plain black hat
Can you play an instrument I still miss my harmonica
Drive like a mainiac
Cook like a badass
Dance I can hit a pose up against the wall like a champ
Sing Only in melodramatic Tom Jones fashion
Favorite color Green. Thats it, next question
Are you religious I think im on the same level as the average person? Im not a zealot but I dont chill with Satan either
Ever been drunk and/or high Oh yes and Oh no
Eaten sushi mmhmm
Left the state To the surprise of many, yes.
Do you hold a grudge Is fatback greasy?
Do you believe in love at first sight Its possible
What do you value most in a relationship Trust.
Most attractive physical trait of the opposite sex You cant say nope to the slope
Most attractive personality trait To HAVE a personality
Biggest turn off Dumb bitch with no sense of humor
Biggest turn on Smart lady with a good sense of humor
Best way to approach you without clothes
Do you think youre attractive You could do worse....
Best Job Unemployment
Worst Job Ooooh dont get me started...
Ever been in a fight Here and there
This was a long ass survey wasnt it? with an anticlimactic ending
Take this survey or other MySpace Surveys at PimpSurveys.com

I'd like to meet:

Fake People, Racists, Sexist, The stuck up and egotistical, The Close minded, The overly Judgemental, The petty and insecure, Those who arnt able to think outside the box; People who want to fight me jus because; Hot girls who dont want to have sex with me, People who are negative all the fucking time and want you to join them; People who let their badass kids run amuck; those of you who dont read my blog, People who always wanna give you advice but never know what the hell theyre talking about;Yall are great. Get at me NOW~!

Music:

"All kinds"-Kool Moe Dee,The Whispers,Chicago, Isaac Hayes,Zapp,Teddy Pendegrass,Rick James,Cameo, Afroman, Barry White, Bobby Womack,Pre crack Bobby Brown, DMX, Dr Hook, Fabolous, Gap Band,Earth, Wind & Fire, Ice Cube, Jay Z,Tom Jones (really.),Gladys Knight, Patti Labelle, Ludacris, Meatloaf,Outkast,Sheena Easton Teena Marie,2pac, Biggie, Keith Sweat, Kurtis Blow,Whodini,Wu tang,Kid Rock, LL Cool J,LRB,the old edition of new edition,Weird al yankovic and Random other stuff.

Movies:

Scrumptious porno

Television:

You mean like, real books?! Im a bit of a comic geek, kinda depends on what the creative team is doing with the characters.As far as the real books go,- Making friends with black people (GO READ IT),Doctors book of home remedies, Sex,lies and headlocks, Have a nice day! A tale of blood and sweatsocks, ....hey, remember choose your own adventure? I always "chose" to get killed by Dragons and shit.

Books:

You mean like, real books?! Im a bit of a comic geek, kinda depends on what the creative team is doing with the characters.

Heroes:

Paul Barnes Sr

My Blog

Im a sop you up wif a biscuit TOO!

Pick up line collection vol II -Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?-You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy~! - My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in. -Was your father a '...
Posted by Mastuh Q on Sat, 10 May 2008 03:05:00 PST

Finale! (Hopefully)

I got paid. Three times what they owed me. Gotta love a court order. Apparantly one of the owners is the only one paying out what the company owes. Hmmph.Now if youll excuse me I need to get to  ...
Posted by Mastuh Q on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 12:52:00 PST

With age comes wisdom

Ive learned some things in my two and a half decades I figured It would be beneficial if I shared them with you, my (pretend) friends (on the internet). -When you go purchase a bag of potato chips, y...
Posted by Mastuh Q on Fri, 25 May 2007 12:04:00 PST

For all my ol school wrestling fans

Well, Everybody here comes 2 Cold Scorpio: ...
Posted by Mastuh Q on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 12:52:00 PST

Yes, I AM Interoverted

 I keep telling people "they dont know me" cause...yknow... they dont. I try to keep personal stuff personal, but since you guys are my (pretend) friends (on the internet)Here are some incredibly...
Posted by Mastuh Q on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 12:17:00 PST

THIS is the soundtrack of my life?!!!

I found this amusing: IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle/Random 3. Pre...
Posted by Mastuh Q on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 11:35:00 PST

Im a sop you up wif a biscit!

My Awe-Inspiring Pickup line collection.                  -Do you have any black in you?   Would you like some?!   &...
Posted by Mastuh Q on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 12:10:00 PST

"ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS TRUE"

  Taken from a Myspace bulletin... 50 Things guys wish girls knew: 1. We arent mind readers!2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.3. When you sleep over nev...
Posted by Mastuh Q on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 05:41:00 PST

FoorSerious

"Ability may take you to the top but it takes character to keep you there"-Sally Arnold   "25 years and I still don't have this "LIFE" thing figured out. But what I've learned is that no matter w...
Posted by Mastuh Q on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 12:57:00 PST

THE Sheetz Story

What follows is a true story from around 2000. Yeah it was pretty messed up... From late '99 to May of 2001 I worked at the entirely too popular convience store/gas station/eatery Sheetz...on the grav...
Posted by Mastuh Q on Thu, 18 May 2006 02:17:00 PST