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michele, undrunk

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Pluto in Virgo, Virgo Rising
Write me if you have questions - I'm sure I've managed in this profile to misrepresent myself in one way or another. I'm just that fucking complex. How do you describe a rainbow? (That would be a rainbow that has been mutilated and disfigured - no, that's my face - I mean, polluted and darkened by uninvited maleficent forces for far too much of its life for it to be conveivable that the rainbow is still alive...)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone to read/interpret my natal chart for me
Mindful people
Cats! and "cat people"
Some generalities that could be applied to people I might like to meet:
Smart, but not too smartASS or full of themselves for it
Honest, as opposed to IN DENIAL
Unpretentious - unless they're artists/musicians, then pretention is a almost a given
Won't hold my bad upbringing and wasted youth against me

My Blog

Shall I report cyber-criminal neighbors to FBI?

Someone is sending me childish little messages via creation of wireless networks with very unimaginative names ("PissOff!" and "You Suck!") and which I can see on my list of networks (duh, that's the ...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 01:25:00 GMT

Evil Milwaukee/Escape Wisconsin

Don't you love the sun today? I do. But, do try to remember, it's only an evil ploy by the weather gods of Milwaukee to keep you from ever leaving. Right at the point where you've been living under...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 11:58:00 GMT

I'm driving WEST soon, won't you please come along?

Hope to be heading west for a bit (or for good, with any luck). Any poor losers between Milwaukee and Tempe/Phoenix interested in a ride please get in touch ASAP.  Taking the southern route.  It will ...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 09:49:00 GMT

Mexican Female Panda Heads to Tokyo for Hot Date

from Yahoo! news (Reuters)
Posted by on Wed, 03 Dec 2003 00:08:00 GMT

Two weeks of favorable conditions

According to my horoscope, I get 2 weeks (before Mercury goes retrograde) where the universe won't be shitting all over me - YIPPEE! 2 WEEKS! for Tuesday, December 2: Although you aren't the ...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Dec 2003 23:46:00 GMT

People Who Deplete People

Someone recently told me I "depleted" him and I thought, funny, I feel depleted too. Some people are just good at it - depleting people, that is. But this isn't about him. It's about my parents.....
Posted by on Tue, 02 Dec 2003 09:41:00 GMT

PLEASE tell me you've seen Bruiser somewhere...I've lost it since I lost him (9/4/03)

See comment with link to photos!!!!
Posted by on Sun, 30 Nov 2003 22:55:00 GMT

When DID this PORN REVOLUTION occur?

I must've been asleep or something when the Porn Revolution occurred. I mean, sure sleazy mags (I mean SLEAZY, not just Playboy/Penthouse) were to be found around my 70s Valley/Ventura County childho...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Nov 2003 22:51:00 GMT

Fuck THAT!

I changed my mind (again). I will leave LA - ya, kicking and screaming... Time to bust ass listing things on eBay and finding me a job. I just need enough $ for car insurance downpayment...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Nov 2003 12:22:00 GMT

I guess I'm outta here (LA and my homestate, CA) again...

Failure, misery, loss, suffering. And did I mention, complete failure? Here's a partial list of the fucked-upness in my life since July: I DON'T DESERVE THIS! I have had more than a bit of diffic...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Nov 2003 22:17:00 GMT