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Mario

I am the Pope of Chili Town...

About Me

Poetically lazy, a mountain man at heart, but a scientist in mind. The missing link, (Yeti) and very human. Voices in my head speaking Spanish. Frequent movies filled with lame plot twists and people removing glasses slowly and saying "Oh my god..." Riding my bike with no hands and crashing for my incompetence. Yelling at the dumb neighbor kids for knocking my door and having nothing to say. Getting rejected by women on a regular basis. Sighing loudly when George W. even opens his mouth. Mourning our dead talent by listening to music. Oh and popcorn. Lots and lots of popcorn.In all seriousness... I like to write, I like to read, I hate GWB, love movies, love music (cept country im afraid) sort of anti social, cant get a date to save my life, and college.

My Interests

Philosophy, physics (whether i understand it or not), cosmology, history, writing, kung fu movies, zombie movies, riding my bike, camping, etc etc.

I'd like to meet:

Me in a parallel universe so we can fight Kung Fu Style.

Music:

Broad tastes at the moment. Ranging from Tool, to massive attack, to grandmaster flash, the who, the doors, zeppelin, and way to many to list. I could name drop all day.

Movies:

The Usual Suspects, Kill Bills, Lotr, King Kong, The Ref, Fight Club, Primal Fear, Big Fish, Donnie Darko, Jarhead, Waking Life, American Beauty, Spiderman, School of Rock, Family Guy Movie, Matrix, Akira, Princess Mononoke, The Princess Bride, Army Of Darkness, Iron Man, Shoot 'Em Up, Se7ven, Troy, Pulp Fiction, Hero, Unleashed, and basically anything with zombies or kung fu. A Kung Fu zombie movie would be genius.

Television:

Any stand up comedy on comedy central, Discovery channel, History channel, discovery science, and crappy ass sci-fi movies on the sci-fi channel.

Books:

1984, Stranger in a strange land, Sword of truth, wheel of time, and the Dune series. Robert Heinlien and Frank Herbert are among my favorite authors.

Heroes:

The God Emperor Of Dune, Leto Atreides II, Michael Valentine Smith, Huey Freeman, Bruce Lee

My Blog

Did I screw it up?

So for those of you that know me pretty well, you know that the odds of me being in a relationship is about the same as me suddenly liking our president. Very slim to nill. But recently i met this gir...
Posted by Mario on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 06:47:00 PST

The Way I Live

Some of you that know me will know that I have recently read two books. the four agreements and the voice of knowledge. amazing books. if any of you out there read, read these. essentially, this is ho...
Posted by Mario on Tue, 30 May 2006 10:34:00 PST

The Good Shit

Alright, so every so often a new list of the greatest bands of all time comes out. The problem, is that music, like so many other forms of art, means differant things to differant people. It is all i...
Posted by Mario on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 09:43:00 PST