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300lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal

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About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jojo the idiot circus boy
Birthday: 2/5/81
Birthplace: Whittier, CA
Current Location: Culver City, CA
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: lefty For the Win
Your Heritage: Mexican
The Shoes You Wore Today: My Fila Slip ons
Your Weakness: saying no
Your Fears: being alone
Your Perfect Pizza: Deep Dish w/Canadian Bacon and Pineapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get on the honor roll some time.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: OMG LOLZ
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fuck its too early.
Your Best Physical Feature: I don't have any I'm Fatty Mc Butterpants
Your Bedtime: Between 9 and 10pm
Your Most Missed Memory: Don't have any memories I've missed
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi FO SHO
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither Wendy's For the Win
Single or Group Dates: However you can get them
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Liptons
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither BAWLS GUARANA
Do you Smoke: Yes when I'm stressed
Do you Swear: Like a motherfucking sailor
Do you Sing: No
Do you Shower Daily: 2-3 times daily
Have you Been in Love: I don't know what love really is
Do you want to go to College: I'm already there
Do you want to get Married: Eventually to the perfect woman
Do you belive in yourself: No I don't
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: no
Are you a Health Freak: not in any sense of the word
Do you get along with your Parents: My mom, but my dad and I not really
Do you like Thunderstorms: I love them
Do you play an Instrument: Sadly no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Absolutely
In the past month have you Smoked: Absolutely
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Is Weed really a drug?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No I'm not attractive enough to women :(
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes but I shop like a guy.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: YEs, its like crack for me.
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: many a time
Ever been called a Tease: nope
Ever been Beaten up: On more than one occasion yes.
Ever Shoplifted: yes but not something I'm proud of.
How do you want to Die: I die a little every day. But instantly would be nice
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A good man.
What country would you most like to Visit: England
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green/hazel
Favourite Hair Color: Doesn't matter to me.
Short or Long Hair: Again doesn't matter
Height: I don't care
Weight: Preferablly not fatter than me, but that's not saying much.
Best Clothing Style: What ever's most comfortable.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Nothing insanely harsh
Number of CDs I own: The essential albums
Number of Piercings: Unimportant
Number of Tattoos: As many as you like.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A few but not many.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet you.

Music:


Movies:

Full Metal Jacket, Hannibal Rising, Curse of the Golden Flower, Das Boot, Hamburger Hill, Bridge over the River Kwai, Deer Hunter, Cape Fear, Fear and Loathing, TMNT 1, Amelie, House of Flying Daggers, Other People's Lives, there's way too many to name and I don't want to type them all out anyways. But the chances are I've seen it at the very least

Television:

I don't watch much TV but I do like some of the things running around the Food Network, primarily Alton Brown's Good Eats

Books:

Roman Cookery by Apicius, The French Laundry and Buchon from Thomas Keller, The Soul of a Chef

Heroes:

The men and women who get up at 4am to make the food we eat and enjoy.