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Lord Xenu and the Thetans

About Me

It started one dreadfully bleak summer afternoon in Midtown Sacramento, Blake William and Josh Burke were drinking lousy pale ale when Blake interjected for no reason "You know, Scientologists believe that 75 million years ago, an alien ruler named Lord Xenu massacred billions of aliens around Hawaii?"
Burke's completely understandable response being "...what?"
After some research, the 2 began playing folk rags about space aliens and the Sea Org, eventually reworked the material as heavy metal, and an unnecessary rock and roll duo was formed on Teegeeack.
Back then they were calling themselves Lord Xenu & the Thetans. After recording a 3 song demo, the band planned to perform a live show and didn't, because Josh and Blake got this stupid idea that they were artists. Josh formed a goth metal band called In the Silence , and Blake started an experimental/psychedelic rock band called Rain Mirror . In the Silence fell apart and Josh moved to LA, Blake couldn't find a drummer who could put up with his bipolar disorder, so Rain Mirror became fucked up noise-folk only performing about once every few months.
Well, Josh realized LA is a soul-sucking vacuum and Blake tried to kill himself after (and sometimes during) every Rain Mirror gig, so when Josh showed interest in moving back to central California, Blake said "LET'S PLAY FUCKED UP JOKE ROCK!"
*Edit* There used to be stuff here about the new band, but realistically, we probably wont be doing anything, ever. We'll only waste your time with updates in the case that something actually happens from now on.
*Edit again* Josh is looking for band members for In the Silence. Blake has a new experimental solo project called Superzapper Recharge and has officially disbanded Rain Mirror.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 08/11/2005
Band Website: www.xenu.net
Band Members: •Commodore Burkenstock - vocals, guitar, cable noise, bass, programming.
•Blake William - guitar, vocals, mindless feedback, keyboards, bass, Apple Garageband extraordinaire.
•Dr Rhythm - crappy fake drums.
•Go-Go Dancer A. - bikini-clad hotness.
Influences: Dethklok, Trey Parker, Spinal Tap, Monster Magnet, Monty Python, Strapping Young Lad, Type O Negative, Josie and the Pussycats, Cookie Monster and the Sesame Street All-Stars, Bob Dylan's 666th Hallucination, Johan Edlund's Snuggly Bunny Tribe, L Ron Hubbard, Joseph Smith, and all that is glib.
Sounds Like: Alcoholics who watch the Daily Show and have too much time on their hands. . . . if Lord Xenu had us, he wouldnt have needed hydrogen bombs.
Record Label: Shit on Your Face Records, LTD

My Blog

Remixed demo

Our original 3 song demo was recorded drunk in our spare room with a single Sehnheiser microphone using Apple Garageband, and we were just starting to mess with this program.Well, late last year I rem...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 21:58:00 GMT

We're lazy.

Lord Xenu & the Thetans' record should be coming out sometime before L Ron Hubbard's thetan returns to earth, and the following tour will probably be about the time Xenu escapes from his cryogenic pri...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 17:15:00 GMT

demos and shows

This project is brand spanking new, and we're currently recording our demos. They will be posted here as quickly as we crank them out. Practice is continuing and we'll probably be gigging early 2006. ...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 22:54:00 GMT