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Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book Let's see the results..."Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry. "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everythingA magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to."Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work." "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls"Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.
Ok
I have found, definitive proof
that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
"Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang
Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.
'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.

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Drastic Difference

So huge difference from like 3 months ago. I started a new job managing a website (big suprise) michelle and I are back together and i'm doing improv comedy. Overall it's alot of fun and pretty bitchi...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 21:54:00 GMT

Scariest Games Ever (A countdown)

Hey hey hey, people. It's Madison. But you probably already figured that out. On with the countdown. This is a super-awesome countdown of the scariest games of all time (at least the ones I've played....
Posted by on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 16:18:00 GMT

The Importance of Laughter

So, as you can gather, I'm Madison. I just turned 17, I've finished high school, I'm not in college, I'm designing websites, and I'm doing improv comedy. I live with my mom at the moment, I have a bit...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 15:44:00 GMT

I eat babies

I eat babies. They're soft and tasty. If dried, they become delicious Baby Jerky. I should start a company. Big M's Baby Jerky. Made from the freshest babies out there.It would be fantastically wrong ...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 15:12:00 GMT

You know you're from North Carolina when... (sad)

You know you're from North Carolina when... You've gotten used to the smell of cow manure on a car trip to Raleigh. Saying "y'all" isn't just a cute expression; it actually means something. Ther...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Jun 2005 21:41:00 GMT

god, i hate punk

man, punk is so terrible. don't believe me, just listen to it. that's proof in itself, but if your so impressionable by you friends and the band "good charlotte", than you're an idiot and should be hi...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Apr 2005 12:18:00 GMT

undershirts

I just started wearing undershirts a couple weeks ago. I didn't wear them before because i didn't know wear to get them. and whenever i asked where to get them, they would always say "everywhere, dude...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Apr 2005 11:54:00 GMT

Weird Observation

I just noticed thats its kind of weird that I'm the webmaster at cchr, yet my hompage isn't like crazy-insano html ridden. i just noticed that. i hope you guys haven't. but in case you havent, there y...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Mar 2005 23:15:00 GMT

The layers of Madison (i stole it from chad) (EDIT)

Ten Layer Dip The layers of Madison Layer.one: Name: Madison Williams Birthdate: 10/16/89 Birthplace: Charlotte, NC Current location: Los Angeles, California Eyes: Blue, sometimes green tho...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Jan 2005 16:07:00 GMT

new years eve.

well, on news years eve, i had a very good time. that's all im saying. i got mooned but a full grown man, i arm wrestled a 250 pound blackman bodybuilder. and lost. but it was fun anyway. umm. hung ou...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Jan 2005 14:02:00 GMT