Gomorrah immediately became a powerhouse
within the local California music scene.
Right out the gate fans knew it was
going to be something new and exciting.
In an era of cliche "pig vocals" and meaningless
breakdowns; Gomorrah provided the solution
for anyone needing excitement in the pit
and something challenging and adventurous to listen to.
::Gomorrah update; 4/15/08. ::
Jared and Ray decide to
reform Gomorrah after an entire
year passes.
Our biggest inspiration
for regrouping comes from
staying up all night until
"Morning Express W/ Robin Meade"
comes on CNN.
--- Jared runs to the bathroom
to jizz at the very sight of her.
Meanwhile Ray immediately works on riff's in dedication to
our angel, our guiding light of beauty
and our image of supreme perfection; "Robin Meade."
It was THIS that we knew it was
time for Gomorrah to return.
::Gomorrah update; 4/16/08. ::
Gomorrah hears they are HUGE in Australia.
Plans for future tours
and sexual enslavement/impregnation of
local scene girls commence.
Especially in New South Wales + surrounding area.
::Gomorrah update; 4/17/08. ::
After repeated calls the CNN headquarters
Every 15 minutes
Jared and Ray are asked
to stop calling for Robin Meade
and threatened with a restraining order.
HOWEVER, we know that persistance pays off.
We're confident we'll win her over.
::Gomorrah update; 4/19/08. ::
A night of savage partying ensues.
Ray throws a party at his house,
by the end of the night people are drunk
and vomitting everywhere and on each other.
Someone vandalizes Ray's mirror in his room with
a huge GOMORRAH scribe.
Meanwhile across the city Jared throws
a UFC 83 party. After a few rounds of
beer pong, everyone is hammered.
Jared gets naked and lights a sparkler in
his ass and runs through the house chasing women.
When it's time to call it a night and leave;
Jared finds someone has spelled "Gomorrah!"
down the length of his truck with wet toilet paper.
...The legend continues to spread and grow.
::Gomorrah update; 4/22/08. ::
That restraining order we we're threatened
with by CNN for our "infatuation" with Robin Meade
finally come in the mail today.
We were convinced we could get her to fall in love with us.
If only she would have given us a chance...
Everyone in Gomorrah is pretty depressed.
Ray wonders "Why the fuck am I even in this band?"
Jared has been thinking of drinking Pine-Sol.
Jordan thinks we're idiots.
Gomorrah discusses breaking up.
::Gomorrah update; 4/24/08. ::
Gomorrah were the ones who PISSED in your TRUTH BOX.
How's that for being anonymous? Fuck that!
::Gomorrah update; 5/07/08. ::
Today is Ray's birthday! Happy 21st, you fucking skank.
Gomorrah also had another birthday in the band
on May 5th; Jared turned 25.
Rumors have started circulating that
Jared received a "golden shower"
while drunk at his birthday party.
Gomorrah disputes the truth of this rumor,
because KNOWING our crazy asshole singer Jared,
he would be bragging about it to everyone he knows.
And if it wassss true,,, then fuck yeah, that's rad!
Golden showers RULE.
::Gomorrah update; 9/01/08. ::
To expel the rumors of months of being M.I.A.
and having "fallen off the wagon in the music scene;"
Members of Gomorrah have checked themselves into rehab.
Some for sexual addictions, others for alcoholic substance abuse.
After a lengthy stent, most of the band says "Fuck YOU."
to thousands of dollars worth of rehabilitation.
We let our band manager foot the bill,
and in quiet and secrecy (over beer pong)
Gomorrah plots it's return one day.
