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Tim

Face of an angel, heart of a beast

About Me

Tim. I live with my dog, Junior. I play(ed) in a band called Uncle Scam. Not a whole lot else to tell, I'm afraid. I enjoy being outdoors, hanging out at the bar with my friends, playing music, traveling when I get the chance, and clubbing baby seals.

My Interests

irony, music, beer, movies, piracy, sleep, bowling, chillin'

I'd like to meet:

a real leprechaun.
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Music:

THE WHO, The Velvet Underground...Anything Frank Black does (Pixies, Catholics, solo, etc), David Bowie, Lou Reed, Kraftwerk, Can, The Breeders, The Stooges, Radiohead, Depeche Mode, The Beta Band, Modest Mouse, B-52's, CCR, Johnny Cash, The Ramones, Aretha Franklin, Cream, Tom Waits, The Rolling Stones, AC/DC, Beach Boys, Bjork, Sigur Ros, The Flaming Lips, Ennio Morricone, Guns n' Roses, Jimi Hendrix, Black Flag, Hank Williams III, Joe Buck Yourself, Buddy Holly, The Doors, Nirvana, Pink Floyd, R.E.M., Squarepusher, Aphex Twin, oldies stuff...The Ventures, Dick Dale, Link Wray...I LOVE surf music and one day hope to be an accomplished surf guitarist...

Movies:

Apocalypse Now. Star Wars trilogy (the good one), Patton, Big Lebowski, Fargo, Blazing Saddles, The Thing (1982), Evil Dead trilogy, Jaws, Night, Dawn, and Day of the Dead, any James Bond movie (Connery is the best), Natural Born Killers, Nightmare on Elm Street series, Friday the 13th series (particularly the first 4 of them), Kill Bill Volumes 1 and 2, Ghostbusters, Adaptation, Punch Drunk Love, A Clockwork Orange, Pulp Fiction, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, Boogie Nights, Crumb, Return of the Living Dead (1 and 2), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (fave horror film, and yes I mean the original...the sequel isn't bad either), Ralph Bakshi, Stanley Kubrick, Joel/Ethan Coen, Francis Coppola, etc., etc., etc.

Television:

My favorite show is Star Trek (original series only and I'm not a geek about it), South Park, Venture Brothers, Star Wars: Clone Wars, The History Channel (I love World War II, so any program involving it), Beavis & Butthead, King of the Hill, Ren and Stimpy, Robot Chicken, Mission Hill, Lupin the 3rd, Inuyasha, All in the Family, COPS, NFL, NBA, SEC basketball & football

Books:

If I want to read a book, I'll buy it on tape, OK??

Heroes:

Jack the Ripper, Jeffrey Dahmer, BTK, Lou Reed

My Blog

if yer itchin’ for some bloggin’ ...

then i'm terribly, terribly sorry. i don't have much to talk about today.deepest apologies,tm
Posted by Tim on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 04:57:00 PST

heard joke once

Man goes to doctor.  Says he's depressed.  Says life seems harsh and cruel.Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain.Doctor says, "Treatment...
Posted by Tim on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 11:52:00 PST

you gotta be crazy...

what the hell is this shit? DisorderRatingParanoid Disorder:Very HighSchizoid Disorder:HighSchizotypal Disorder:Very HighAntisocial Disorder:HighBorderline Disorder:Very HighHistrionic Diso...
Posted by Tim on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 09:56:00 PST

am i really this bored?

..>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:TimBirthday:07-22-1981Birthplace:Knoxville, TNCurrent Location:see aboveEye Color:blueHair Color:off-blonde.  there's no real color in it at all.Height:...
Posted by Tim on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 02:18:00 PST

observation

i don't feel sorry for mentally handicapped people. i envy them.
Posted by Tim on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 08:25:00 PST