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Ol' Dan

Who you callin' lazy punk?

About Me

I'm a 6 1/2 year old Maine Coone cat aka Ragdoll cat. I love to cuddle up in a nice lap (just wish dad would date plump girls, they have better laps....he just won't listen to me often enough).
My best friend is Little Anne, she took care of me when I was a wee runt of only 5 weeks old and was doomed to a trip to the river. I got saved when my Aunt J, cousin Petey's mom got my dad to adopt me :)

My Interests

bird watching
teasing the dogs
chasing a string when dad ties one to Annie's tail
One of my favorite tricks to play on dad is to wait til he's really really relaxed in his recliner and drop the mega bomb in the kitty stall..........GOD you should see him launch out of the chair and run around lighting candles to clear the air before he does his duty /lmffao

I'd like to meet:

Garfield, he's the only other cat that I know that loves lasagna and chili and other pasta...../licks chops

Music:

the only music to me is the sound of a can of cat food opening up /yummm

Movies:

shit, I can't stay awake that long !!!

Television:

Nap Time in the most comfortable lap in the room!

Books:

All of em!!! I love books....get one out and try to read it, you'll never see a fat cat pounce on ya so quick.....something about a book that makes the purrfect matress

Heroes:

Annie, Aunt J, Dad