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Mark

No Ham Please!

About Me

-=||=- Congratulations you have touched a part of Your Daddys existence as I have your Mommas, please leave a message and then as fast as you can break the hell out, and dont come back before I throw a shoe or my Black and White Television at you. This is me, your long lost daddy here to get my visitation rights weather your mother is feelin it or not and to let you know that its real! DEAD REAL!! Dont believe me? If so, thats my 1986 Cadillac Fleetwood Parked out in front of your place. And Since Im your new Dad (clearing throat) I would like to remind you that Mr. Do-Right (my 70s style Indian Print Belt) is red hot if you wanna talk back!! If you want to know more about pop-dukes hit me with a message and then fix me a plate, stop botherin your lilbrother and take out the trash. And when I get your message I might get you back to you before I gotta go back to my job at the mill. -=||=- MyGen Profile Generator-=||=-.."425" height="350" ..

My Interests

Design,Music,Knowledge

I'd like to meet:

All right, all right - I love to joke around, sometimes too much. This may be a shocker to those associated with me but there is a serious side to me. I'm really putting this on here because you never know, the woman of my dreams might be on this site and get the impression of me as a full time circus clown without benefits. I know this is the "I’d like to meet" section so heeeeeeere we go! Oh, and by the way if you think this is to long to read then please make way to the adult learning center and get your stuff together. Ahem!!... I'd like to meet a woman first of all, not just the basic since of the word. More than just a set of Breast and Thighs. I want a woman. If that confused you then its study time baby! She’s got to have a great sense of humor her own opinion, and goals and a book lust. Oh and Music Appreciation is Key, Thank you Ladies. (Informational kits will passed out at the Pre-Orgy meeting on July 26, 2006
Seven Deadly Sins Survey:

Wrath
Who did you last get angry with? Myself
What is your weapon of choice? Self-Accusing Spirt
Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? No
How about the same sex? I Self Defence
Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Steph
What is your pet peeve? Human Snakes
Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I let it Rock! But Keep Notes
Sloth
What is one thing you're suppose to do daily that you haven't? Finish my FASFA
What is the latest you've ever woken up? 3pm
Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? Joel
What is the last lame excuse that you made? "I was working on it!"
Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? Hell naw..ill!!
How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning? None, I beat the clock
Gluttony
What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Frappachino Mocha extra MOCHA!
Are you a meat eater? Vegitarian!
What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? Half bottle of Apple Vodka!
Are you comfortable with your drinking and eating habits? Yea!
Do you enjoy candy and sweets? Sometimes
Which do you prefer: sweets, salty foods or spicy foods? It Depends
Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch"? Naw
Greed
How many credit cards do you own? 2
If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? Invest most ,Spend the rest!
Would you rather be rich or famous? Rich
Would you accept a boring job if it meant that you would make megabucks? Hell Naw...ill !!!
Pride
What's one thing that you have done that you're most proud of? Staying out of Prison w/o Children
What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of? Staying out of Prison w/o Children
What thing would you like to accomplish late in your life? Begin a Legacy
Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Naw
Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? Maybe, Can't remember!
Have you ever cheated to get a better score? Spanish class Sophmore and Junior Years
What did you do today that you're proud of? I did a little Networking
Lust
How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies, family, strippers, locker rooms)? 7
How many people have seen you naked (not counting physicians, doctors, family, locker rooms, or when you were a young child)? ?
Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your chosen sex during a normal conversation? Yes!
What is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice? The Blessed Female Buttoks
Have you ever had sexual encounters (including kissing/making out) with multiple persons? Naw
Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? Yes
Envy
What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own? Small Shoe Size
Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? My 2 year old Nephew
If you could be anyone who existed in the world, who would you be? Myself
Have you ever been cheated on? Yes
Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Small Feet
What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? 20/20 vision
What deadly sin...
Do you do the most often? that LUSSSSSSSS!!
Do you do the least often? Envy
Is your favorite to act on? lust
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Music:

Nas,Ghostface,DeLaSoul,MosDef,Talib,GangStarr,PeteRock andCL,Wu,Roots,Common,Jadakiss,KoolGRap,ColdCrushBrothers,Bu syBee,MARLEY MARL,BigDaddyKane,Rakim,KRS-1,Biz,Murs,MFDoom,Madlib,RasKass ,OC,Big-L,DITC, Brand-Nubian,Afu-Ra Little Brother,9thWonder,Consequence,ATCQ,BustaRhymes,NYGZ's,Theodo reUnit,J-Dilla (R.I.P).....HerbieHancock,Earth Wind&Fire,Commodores,Blue magicThe JB's,The Funky Meters,Mandrill,Faze-O,The Blackbyrds,Brick,JamesBrown,BootsieCollins,Brick,Stylistics, Chi-Lites,Delphonics,Dramatics,Intruders,Whispers,New Birth,Bloodstone,IsaacHayes,BarryWhite,LoveUnlimitedOrchestr a,SmokieRobinson,MARVIN GAYE,LutherVandross,Chic,Rene&Angela,Isley Brothers,BeeGees,.......REST IN FUNKY PEACE JAMES BROWN!!!Prince,TonyToniTone,Toni Braxton,Raphael Saddiq,

Movies:

City of God,MalcolmX,UptownSaturdayNight,Let'sDoitAgain,APeiceoftheA ction,StarWars,WildStyle,StyleWars(Doc),CountofMonteCristo,S he Hate Me, Sucker Free City, All Spike Lee Joints, Devil In a Blue Dress,Belly,Office Space, Waiting, and much Much more.......

Television:

I hate Television

Books:

TheRichestManInBabylon,ThePrince,BeforeTheMayflower,VisionsF orBlackMen,QueensReignsSupreme,BlackBoy,48LawsofPower,Seduct ion,ArtofWar, Breaking the chains of Psycological Slavery,......

Heroes:

MalcomX,CheikAntaDiop,NatTurner,MarcusGarvey,MartinLutherKin g,KoolHerc,AfrikaaBambatta,HueyNewton,Imhotep,Na'im Akbar

My Blog

Change

It's funny how things can change when you want them to! Sometimes its best but at the same time it feels like "Damn that old place was great". And at the same time your like "Damn, I mi...
Posted by Mark on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 07:41:00 PST

Spinning My Wheels

I just left a job interview to day with that feeling. You may or may not have had that feeling but it's like that "this thing could go either way" feeling. I feel this way because I've graduated from ...
Posted by Mark on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 02:42:00 PST

Walk Like a Man!

This morning I woke up at 3:45 to be to work at 4:30. I'm on the computer at work now just wasting time. I'm comfortable. No, not comfortable in this chair or what ever I'm wearing. I realized that I'...
Posted by Mark on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 02:33:00 PST

Do you really own Anything?

All you have is your personality, and your butt. Take care of you body and build on who you are and improve on it everyday. People who lose all their posessions feel that life is over. In re...
Posted by Mark on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 11:29:00 PST

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Yai!
Posted by Mark on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 10:19:00 PST