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Gittles

Eat my adamantium fork!

About Me

My brain has a mind of its own.

I'm a sarcastic asshole, but you already knew that

The Total Perspective Vortex is the most horrible torture device to which a sentient being can be subjected. Located on Frogstar World B, it shows its victim the entire unimaginable infinity of the universe with a very tiny marker that says "You Are Here" which points to a microscopic dot on a microscopic dot.---The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

My Interests

BEER! Good Beer that is. Playing darts. Traveling Driving(when i had a car or when i steal them....),Movies, Music, Biking, Playing Bass, Shows, Documentaries, Zombies, Boredom. politics, being with friends, Videography, Culinary arts. interesting interests

I'd like to meet:

Fellow nerds, dorks and beer snobs.

Music:

Punk. Rock. NOFX. Bad Religion. Misfits. QOTSA. NIN. Johnny Cash. Dillinger Escape Plan. Pilfers. Elvis Costello. Radiohead. Mr. Bungle. Faith No More. Fantomas. Bob Dylan. Jazz. Pink Floyd. Zepelin. The Sword. Iron Maiden. Children of Bodom. PANTERA! classic rock in general. soundtracks. Death from above 1979. rhapsody. METAL!

Movies:

Donnie Darko, Requiem for a Dream, LOTR, Monty Python Flicks, Lost in Translation, Kill-Bill, Office Space,UHF, Big Lebowski, Adaptation, The Man Who Wasn't There,Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind, all tarantino flicks, coen bros,tim burton, daren aronofsky,errol morris.

Television:

Simpsons, South Park, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, Futurama, chapelle show. if its not a cartoon or on comedy central i'm not interested.

Books:

Lord of the Rings, Fast Food Nation, 1984, The complete hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, house of leaves, anything good

Heroes:

The venture bros.

My Blog

why dont companies make promotional videos like this anymore!!!

my god.... ...
Posted by Gittles on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 07:18:00 PST

movin’ on up...well...not really

hey all, for the next month or so i'm going to be living at my sisters place on the upper west side. I won't be back in brooklyn till probably about october or so depending on when i find an apartment...
Posted by Gittles on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 10:15:00 PST

please, support tony's law!

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30925
Posted by Gittles on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 09:07:00 PST

PETA is a joke.

fuck PETA, thats all i gotta say, i've said it before but they really are a bunch of hypocrites.PETa refuses to help or donate money to save the 350,000 animals that are freezing and starving in the p...
Posted by Gittles on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 09:25:00 PST

someone please help the poor cats!

http://www.progress.org/2006/fold483.htm thats right folks, the war on drugs has no officially banned catnip! oh the horror of catnip!!! Too many cats getting high and running over children at the dri...
Posted by Gittles on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 07:36:00 PST

Scary movie trailer...

i saw this trailer today and this movie could quite possibly be the scariest movie to come out in years. http://www.jesuscampthemovie.com/
Posted by Gittles on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 03:41:00 PST

time to wave the white flag...

http://www.cnn.com/2006/HEALTH/09/07/drug.use.ap/index.html Ok, if the war on drugs isnt working then why keep funneling money down the shithole to say that it is. If drug use keeps increasing year af...
Posted by Gittles on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 04:16:00 PST

interesting bill moyers article from jan 30, 2005

this is just part of this article i found. i thought it was pretty good. Bill MoyersPublished January 30, 2005One of the biggest changes in politics in my lifetime is that the delusional is no longer ...
Posted by Gittles on Tue, 09 May 2006 10:30:00 PST

Music video

i made a live music video for my buddies in The Devil Spades. Check it out let me know what you think!!.. Get this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by Gittles on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 02:07:00 PST

paradox

The Intelligent Design paradox in a nutshell: Complex, intelligent life is impossible without the design aid of complex, intelligent life.
Posted by Gittles on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 10:28:00 PST