John Finnerty

John Finnerty is a spandex wearing, face melting 1980s cock-rock guitarist who, by means still unknown, has been reincarnated as a 16 year old boy living in West Yorkshire. Born and raised in arguably one of the worst places on this planet (Dewsbury), John had very little to do in his spare time without running the extremely high risk of getting stabbed. He therefore played guitar a lot, and still does. Unlike many of the upcoming new artists today in Britain, John has a fairly good idea what the future holds for his musical career - absolutly f*** all.
"I can't believe you won the composition prize! I mean it's like Hitler winning the Nobel Peace Prize!"- Jess