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Ms. Laney

As I looked into his eyes, I saw my future. I sighed deeply, my heart jumped, and I knew I was home.

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Lanita aka Laney


You Are a Total Girlie Girl
You love looking good, and wooing men with your womanly ways.
You're so feminine, men are in awe of you ... which is a very good thing. How Girlie Are You?Hello everybody out there in internet land. About me, hum..... I am 5 foot 3 inches. I am usually a blonde, but only my hair dresser knows my natural color. If you could find Barbie in her 30's, you would find me. I am a real estate agent and I sell Harley Davidson motorcycles. I love fast cars. I like anything to do with the ocean or lakes. I love boating. I love tanning. I love the summer, hate the winter. I like golf. I have a pretty awesome house, but the next one I get will be a lake house, or on a beach. The best time of my life was spent living in Corpus. Something about being close to the ocean brings a certain peace to me. Ideally it would be wonderful to be a beach bum. LOL Maybe later in life. I have two fabulous kids. Only my son lives with me. My daughter lives in Caldwell. And that is my life in a nutshell.Feel free to view my 360 for more pics and suchhttp://profiles.yahoo.com/tyler_rose1

My Interests

Another Pole Dance Party!!! Current mood: excitedCheck this out!!!http://www.myspace.com/polelatesbynicoleOkay, the first pole dance party I hosted was a huge success!!!! We are having another one. It is $25 a person. We have 10 spots, and they will go quick. If you are a woman, and would like to come, I need you to RSVP NOW!!! It will be May 5th at around 7'ish. Lots of fun!!!! It is here in Tyler!!!! LaneyFROM MY PREVIOUS PARTY!!!!I had the priviledge of hosting the first pole party in East Texas. It was by far the most fun I have ever had. We started with a toast to the inner power in all of us. We went through several really seductive songs that made you want to "move" to the music. Our instructor was fantastic. She had me doing things I did not know this body could do. (And I must say I liked it.) I never dreamed I could jump up on that pole and do the "fireman" down it and then cat walk around and look hot doing it. I simply always saw myself as a woman version of pee wee herman when I danced. I have to tell you, I may have missed my calling. It was so much fun. And I must say, I have to get one of those poles!!!! It is truely a work out. The next one we do I wanna wear the 4 inch heels. I have to tell you I have never felt so sexy in my life as I did dancing on that pole. It really brings something out in you. If you are interested in booking a party for you and your friends the info below is who to contact. I must tell you, I think every woman should try this. She comes to your home, you invite your friends, and she instructs you. Man it is way cool!!!!Nicole Mathis - 1503 "'Pole'-lates by Nicole" for Fun, Fitness & Female Empowerment! Independent Business Owner Cell # - 903-330-8776 or www.epmempowernet.com/nicolemathis/"'Pole'-lates by Nicole" is Home 'Pole Dance' Instruction. "Pole Lot of Fun!" As seen on Oprah, "A Current Affair", Fox 2& 5, Chan. 7, and most recently AOL & "The New York Times"!Free Myspace Graphics
You are Maryiln Monroe
A classic tortured beauty
You're the dream girl of many men
Yet they never seem to treat you right What Famous Pinup Are You?Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin.Ok, I finally did it. I got a bike. I have my license. I wanted to buy the 1200 Nightster, but after speaking to several people I decided to buy this first as my "learner" bike. It is a 2002 Suzuki Intruder 800. It has 3000 miles on it. The exhaust has been done, corbin seat, windshield.I may look funny when I put my "Harley" leathers on and ride, but it is only temporary.My friends sent this to me to make me have a good day.



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HARLEY DAVIDSON MOTORCYCLES, Nascar, boating, golf, dancing, and planting flowers.....

I'd like to meet:

Just new friends.....like TOBY KEITH.Kid Rock.....Dale Jr.is fabulous!!!
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Music:

I love Gretchen Wilson, Big and Rich, Toby Keith, Kid Rock. Any 80's hair band music. Green Day. Hum, it goes on and on. , Violent Fems, Motley Crue. Shaggy. Grant Cook is pretty great he is local, you should check him out.I also like my son Britton's sax music. He is awesome!!!!Can you find 7 hearts in this picture????Love cute heels!!! The higher the better. Yes, I am a shoe whore.Carmen Electra is Lonely Girl?

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Movies:

The Notebook, An Officer and a Gentleman, Pulp Fiction, The Urban Cowboy, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Kill Bill 1 & 2, and much more. The Wicker Man. Any scary movie. (Except the Exorcist, and The Amityville Horror.)

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Television:

Sopranos, Las Vegas, I really do not watch too much tv. I like Deal or No Deal too.
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Books:

He's just not that into you is a book I would suggest all women reading. The Purpose Driven Life is a book I would suggest to anyone. It is amazing how life altering it is if read properly.Just started a new book that is spectacular. By the same guy that wrote "He's just not that into you". It is called "It's called a break up because it is broken. A girl's guide to a break up". The guy that wrote these books should be president. He is my new hero!!!


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Hum, I like this alot. I wish this was me.......The greatest feeling in the world to me is being on a Harley. That has the exhaust upgraded to atleast a stage one. Screaming Eagle, or maybe some Vance and Hines pipes. The rumble, the vibration. Um. It has to have a sissy bar, Yes, I guess I am a sissy. And I hate the regular foot pegs, they hurt my feet. But give me a semi set of foot boards, and I will ride for days. Without complaining!!! lol. And if it has some of those pegs right under the seat, ummm, those are WONDERFUL!!!! If ya know what I mean. *wink wink* I love the way it feels to ride, I love to just sit back and view the world around me while riding. I went on a ride once, where a fellow pointed out colors to me that I had not really paid much attention to in a car. It was like the world was an art canvas, and I was just allowed to be there to admire it. The Heritage Classic is my favorite, in black, chromed out. It is really cool riding in a pack bikes all just cruising, and the rumble is incredible.


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When you are channel surfing, and you come across Pulp Fiction, you can not help but stop and watch. I love this movie!


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Heroes:

I have lots of heros. Princess Di was a big one of mine. My sister is a big hero of mine. (Oh, by the way, my myspace changes sometimes daily. This is because my sister is my myspace Goddess. And when she is home bored she changes it for me. I love to get on and see what new things she has done.)My brothers have always been my heros. My son is a hero of mine. My number one hero was my grandfather. I think sbout him everyday. Since I did not have a father growing up, he was my Dad. I miss him every single day.Me and my sister Sam, the myspace GODDESS!!!! Love this girl!!!My beautiful daughter and my Axton!Me, my brother Brandon, and my new niece Madison!My Bowdoin Girls.....Just me......My favorite pic of me and my son Britton....Me and my friend Derek, his wife is NOT mad about this pic.Me and my brother Anthony. This is very old, but not a lot to choose from with him. He is scared of the camera.
http://www.myheritage.comI am a hopeless romantic.......Lord knows I have kissed my share of toads.....

My Blog

Another Pole Dance Party!!!

Check this out!!! http://www.myspace.com/polelatesbynicole   Okay, the first pole dance party I hosted was a huge success!!!! We are having another one. It is $25 a person. We have 10 spots,...
Posted by The Platinum Harley Princess on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 05:53:00 PST

Never again!!!

You should NEVER be with someone that makes you feel negative about yourself. You should always build your partner up, and NEVER tear them down. If someone has only negative things to say about you, n...
Posted by The Platinum Harley Princess on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 05:35:00 PST

First Pole Dance Party In East Texas!!!!

Pics are up on my page!! I had the priviledge of hosting the first pole party in East Texas. It was by far the most fun I have ever had. We started with a toast to the inner power in all of us. We wen...
Posted by The Platinum Harley Princess on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 08:49:00 PST

well hell.....

I understand that there are two kinds of riders out there. Those that have laid their bikes down, and those that will. I can say after today that I am among the ones that have laid their bikes down. I...
Posted by The Platinum Harley Princess on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 07:38:00 PST

I did it!!!

Ok, I finally did it. I got a bike. I have my license. I wanted to buy the 1200 Nightster, but after speaking to several people I decided to buy this first as my "learner" bike. It is a Suzuki Intrude...
Posted by The Platinum Harley Princess on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 09:17:00 PST

hello

Okay so I tried the stop smoking pill. Let me tell you do not buy it!!! It makes you horribly bitchy and I gained like 12 pounds in 3 weeks. Augh!! Thank God I quit and lost the weight quickly. I alwa...
Posted by The Platinum Harley Princess on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 11:15:00 PST

My fabulous son Britton, a creative little fellow.

My fabulous 12 year old son Britton was asked to write an introduction of sorts about himself and this is what he wrote. Britton Humerous, unusual, misunderstood, unusual Son of Darin and Laney Griss...
Posted by The Platinum Harley Princess on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 07:38:00 PST

A difference

Making a Difference   A well known author and poet was working and vacationing on the southern coast of Spain. One morning, very early, he was walking along the beach. The sun was just rising, t...
Posted by The Platinum Harley Princess on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 08:16:00 PST

The freakin news

Okay so my friend calls me and says she saw on the news how bad myspace is. That there are perverts all over looking at my pics jacking off. I happen to like myspace. And you know what???? Who is to s...
Posted by The Platinum Harley Princess on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 03:37:00 PST

Life is like.............

Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8-color boxes, but what you're really looking for are the 64-color boxes with the sharpeners on the back. I fancy myself to be a 64-color box, though...
Posted by The Platinum Harley Princess on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 05:58:00 PST