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About Me

difficult, always hungry for some reason, and head over heels in love

My Interests

rootbeer. sushi. shopping. wine. ink. shows. sassy people. good cheer. fist shaking. sleeping in. jingles. monkeys. hot baths. ti-couz. happy hour. disneyland. books. shimmying. red. san francisco. people watching. late nights. pedicures. cbfb. drunk anything. shoes. sassy music.
sweet ape.

I'd like to meet:

march 23

Music:

Franz Ferdinand. Goldfrapp. Muse. Eagles of Death Metal. Ludacris. Scissor Sisters. Stone Temple Pilots. Death From Above 1979. Duran Duran. Keane. Darker My Love. Bloc Party. Mos Def. Led Zeppelin. Fleetwood Mac. Tool. The Postal Service. Escarlet Grey. & others.

Movies:

Walk The Line, Office Space, Crash, Anchorman, 10 Things I Hate About You,A Christmas Story, Airplane, Mean Girls, Wet Hot American Summer, Sorority Boys, Saved!, Big, all 4 Lethal Weapons (how can you not??), The Great Outdoors, Heavy Weights, Falling Down, the Goonies, Swingers, Rebecca, American Beauty, Sabrina, Harold and Kumar, Serendipity, Father of the Bride (1 &2), Rear Window, The Addams Family, Love Actually, Bridget Jones' Diary, Amadeus, og Dracula, American Psycho, Batman, Zoolander, Schindler's List, Shawshank Redemption, the Notebook

Television:

I think everyone should watch more cartoons.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, The Simpsons, 24, Law and Order: SVU, Entourage (I caved), Scrubs, The Munsters, Miami Ink, Chapelle Show, Alfred Hitchcock, Man vs. Wild, Football, Conan O'Brien

Books:

current reads: A Million Little Pieces & Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs

Heroes:

♥ mom, mama helen, cletus ♥

My Blog

to do

i'm really not fond of someone blowing their nose as i'm trying to eat. more specifically, while i'm shoveling a piece of egg into my mouth. oh god. i think i just made myself nause...
Posted by helen! on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 01:27:00 PST

ouch.

oh woe is my strained left eyeball. woe i say. that's it. i'm tired.
Posted by helen! on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 11:55:00 PST

what the hell man?

why the fuck are all these clowns (literally make up, circus clown, IT was my father, honk honk stab stab c l o w n) trying to add me as a friend? i don't have an insane phobia of clowns, but i hate ...
Posted by helen! on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 11:35:00 PST

clusterfuck

as i sit here spacing out, finally rejoicing in a completed work day my brain goes into panic mode when out of nowhere, my memory broadsides me with a reminder that i have jury duty next month. WHHHHH...
Posted by helen! on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 05:56:00 PST

day one

of my unemployment was a success!i spent the whole day in the scorching hot sunshine with cat and it was awesome! we ate at bj's, which i swear i have to incorporate more of into my diet. we got a fr...
Posted by helen! on Wed, 17 May 2006 07:04:00 PST

salt licks

attract deers, jeff goldblum and rachel dratch. conan o'brien, will you marry me? just kidding!...kinda...anyway, i was observing how this week has flown by. fucking dust in the wind! what the hel...
Posted by helen! on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 01:17:00 PST

ew, fitness water

propel fitness water is delicious! propel fitness water is a crock of shit! it is fat water! you heard me...FAT WATER! (angie helped me realize this last night)i don't know how many...
Posted by helen! on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 10:32:00 PST

so dramatic

i want to be on a soap opera SO bad. they are too cheesey, i love it! it's going to happen. definitely. i don't think it was meant to be sunny on easter. it's rained every single easter i can reme...
Posted by helen! on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 02:40:00 PST

oh yes

I really can't wait to find a good, solid, respectable job. It feels like i've sent my resume all over the world but that it's not good enough to get me much of anything. God Dam...
Posted by helen! on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 03:25:00 PST

meh

nothing's worse than fighting off the beginning stages of the bird flu. alright, alright, i DON'T have the bird flu, it's not something to joke about, but seriously nothing's worse than fighting off p...
Posted by helen! on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 10:03:00 PST