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The Muzzinator

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About Me

"The most ridiculous concept ever perpetrated by H. Sapiens is that the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of the Universes, wants the saccharine adoration of his creations, that he can be persuaded by their prayers, and becomes petulant if he does not receive this flattery. Yet this ridiculous notion, without one real shred of evidence to bolster it, has gone on to found one of the oldest, largest and least productive industries in history."
--Robert A. Heinlein

If you didn't already know, my name's Jessica.
I'm extremely laid back and I hate when people try to impress me.
I work at barnes and noble.
I'm going to auburn in a couple months.
Its hard to NOT get along with me.
I'm very open minded when it comes to a lot of things.

My Interests

Laughing. Hugging. Loving. Coloring. Singing. Writing. Reading. Running. Talking. Sleeping.

I'd like to meet:

The rain intensified, and paraders drank themselves sick on home-made vodka and beer. People made wild, urgent love in the dark corners where houses met and under the hanging canopies of weeping willows. Couples cut their backs on the shells, twigs, and pebbles of the brod's shallow waters. They pulled at one another in the grass: brassy young men driven with lust, jaded women less wet than breath on glass, virgin boys moving like blind boys, widows lifting their veils, spreading their legs, pleading--to whome?
From space, astronauts can see people making love as a tiny speck of light. Not light, exactly, but a glow that can be mistaken for light--a coital radiance that takes generations to pour like honey through the darkness to the astonaut's eyes.
In about one and a half centuries--after the lovers who made the glow will have long since been laid permanently on their backs--metropolises will be seen from space. They will glow all year. Smaller cities will also be seen, but with great difficulty. Shtetls will be virtually impossible to spot. Individual couples, invisible.
The glow is born from the sum of thousands of loves: newlyweds and teenagers who spark like lighters out of butane, pairs of men who burn fast and bright, pairs of women who illuminate for hours with soft multiple glows, orgies like rock and flint toys sold at festivals, couples trying unsuccessfully to have children who burn their frustrated image on the continent like the bloom a bright light leaves on the eye after you turn away from it.
Some nights, some places are a little brighter. It's difficult to stare at New York City on Valentine's Day, or Dublin on St. Patrick's. The old walled city of Jeruslaem lights up like a candle on each of Chanukah's eight nights. Trachimday is the only time all year when the tiny village of Trachimbrod can be seen from space, when enough copulative voltage is gerated to sex the Polish-Ukrainian skies electric. We're here, the glow of 1804 will say in one and a half centuries. We're here, and we're alive.

Music:

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Movies:

Titanic, of course. Girl, Interrupted. Pirates of the Carribean. Toy Story. American Pie--all 7000 of them. Eurotrip. The Aviator. The Notebook. Serendipity. Wizard of Oz. Grease. Chicago. Forest Gump. The Water Boy. Billy Madison.

Television:


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My Blog

Love is a long, long road.

its amazing how something so tiny and insignificant can change so much.  i'm actually happy now. i've met a boy and i think my parents trust me somewhat.  they at least trust this boy. ...
Posted by The Muzzinator on Tue, 27 May 2008 09:10:00 PST

When it mattered most, I let her down.

Its so easy to clump people into categories.  It easy to generalize, to steroeotype.  It’s a lot easier than actually getting to know people as individuals.  Why? I want to change...
Posted by The Muzzinator on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 05:52:00 PST

i will work to elevate you, just enough to bring you down.

i'm in a terrible mood.things are so fucked up in my head.my parents stole my cigarettes.crushed them and poured water on them.a fucking NEW PACK.and now, i officially lost my best friend.no, scratch ...
Posted by The Muzzinator on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 07:16:00 PST

Bonnaroo Lineup. Anyone wanna go with me?

kay. so. I'm definately going to bonnaroo this summer. for those of you who don't know, its June 12-15.  and its kinda like a modern-day woodstock. hell fucking yeah. here's the lineup:Pearl Jam!...
Posted by The Muzzinator on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 06:07:00 PST

Girl.

By Lisa Zaran She said she collects pieces of sky,cuts holes out of it with silver scissors,bits of heaven, she calls them.Everyday a bevy of birds flies ringsaround her fingers, my chorus of wives,sh...
Posted by The Muzzinator on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 07:42:00 PST