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Brittany

'Cause I'm a king.

About Me

Things you should know about me... I hate that Tom Ford is gay because if he weren't....we'd have babies together. I love HBO. I don't like cicadas!! I do like Corcoran's veggie nachos. A beautiful day like today turns me on. Tom Ford being gay turns me off. I believe women need to wear more dresses..ladies, can we bring back dressing up on a Saturday night, please? And I love you.

My Interests

Your dad.

I'd like to meet:

Your momma and...this lawyer. Watch the whole series...it's fantastic."Philosophically, Judge, I never call the police."http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yV2qtvbIPFE

Music:

Er'ything

Movies:

Greatest (home) movie of all time - Rhianna singing 'Truly Madly Deeply.'

Television:

HBO

My Blog

Chicago

As you all know, the sisters Montoya are notorious for the strange but always amusing situations we often find ourselves in. Let it be known that though we may be separated, nothing has changed. Last ...
Posted by Brittany on Wed, 02 May 2007 12:25:00 PST

Hope is for bitches.

This is for all my girls having man troubles. HANDLE it. So that guy you were excited about hasn't called you like he said he would. What, are you gonna cry? Sure, he was BANGIN'. Guess what? So are y...
Posted by Brittany on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 08:52:00 PST

A funny story.

It was 2001, my Sophomore year in high school. I had been accepted to a new 'honors program' of sorts, along with my best friend. The new school was off-campus, requiring you to either take the bus or...
Posted by Brittany on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 01:11:00 PST

Ode to Baclofen

If you know me, you know that I am about as 'anti-prescription medication' as they come. I am the Tom Cruise to your Brooke Shields. And I will shamelessly plug my hollistic doctor (Dr. Daniel Phend, ...
Posted by Brittany on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 09:41:00 PST