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About Me

Here is a little something that you may not of known about me; I used to be a crip for 2 years then I turned into a blood for 3 yrs. Now im in the italian mob and its going good so far but I can't talk to much about it cause i'll get whacked, so dont ask me any questions about it. My junior year of highschool I took Hillary Duff to prom, this is before she got "famous" then she thought she was to good for me and stopped talking to me so I made a sex tape with her sister then told Hillary if she didn't give me 1,000,000 dollars i'll put it on the internet but she only gave me $876,709.23 and I was cool with that but then she tried to sue me for black mail so I had to pay a lawyer $400,000 and I won the case so I only had $476,709.23 left to spend. The first thing I bought was a hooker cause I havent been laid yet then the hooker gave me drugs and then I was addicted to sex and drugs but more addicted to sex because if I had to choose between drugs and sex I would choose sex. Then I became this crazy sex maniac and had to take these pills that made me not want to have sex 24/7 because I spent almost all my money on hookers and drugs then I went to rehab and been sober for 3 weeks and two days and I just checked my bank account and i still have $304.86 so realisticly after all this im 300 bucks ahead which is not bad and in case if your still wondering, yea im still in the italian mob.

My Interests

I love cars and love women, even though i am reall shy. And don't know the first thing on how to act around them. People always say be myself and sometimes thats not the best way to act, lol.

Music:

I like both rock and rap along with country, jazz and those golden oldies.Sublime, Incubus, Deftones, Nirvana, The Mars Volta, Sparta, At the Drive in, Chris Cornell, Tenacious D, Flight of the Conchords, Radio Head and some Modest Mouse, the doors, pink floyd, lynard skynard. I also like, Mos Def, Zion i, Hieroglyphics, The Grouch, Living Legends, E-40, Keak da Sneak, T.I., Dr. Dre, Dru Down, Genuwine, Frank Sinatra, Jonny Cash, The Delphonics, The Suprems, The Spinners, The Sylistics... i forgot who else, brain fart. I like a variety of music.

Movies:

Man, there are soo many movies out that that i like. I'll list the ones i can remember: Goodluck Chuck, The illusionist, 3:10 to Yuma, Superbad, Knocked up, Wedding Crashers, Old School, Fight Club, 40-year old vigin, Heat, The Incredibles, Acceptance, The Departed, Braveheart..Quintin Tarantino films are always good. Napoleon Dynamite was a good. Team America, Resivior Dogs, Kill bill 1 and 2, Momento, Vertigo (1958 version), I like girly movies too i dont know why, lol. Man there is soo many more just can't think of them now...

Television:

24, The OC, Standoff, Shark, Prison Break, Vanished, Seinfeld, Family guy, Simpsons, South Park, CSI, History channel and the Discovery channel is great gotta love that!

Books:

Don't have any favorites but I read Freakonomics for my sociology class, it was pretty interesting.