This is my "friends only" profile.
I want to be able to say "I payed for/killed a hooker tonight" without sketchy people I've never met looking at my personal shit (I'll still use the other profile).
I'm anti-social and shy. This usually equates to people thinking I hate them and/or being scared shitless of me. I'm awkward as fuck. I'm going deaf. My sense of humor is disgusting and offensive. I don't find many people funny. I'm bi-polar as fuck. I'll cut myself off from you so fast you won't realize what happened. I'm a video game master. I love stupid shit. I wish I were still a kid. People who hate reading should die. I have a BA in English that I fear I'll never use. I'm amazing at stop animation. I draw all my tattoos. I've loved way more animals than people. I hate meat. I'm unhealthy as fuck. I don't have a thyroid gland. I'm not supposed to drink energy drinks, but do anyway and get heart palpitations. I'm paranoid. I can't handle compliments. I used to be an athlete, now I'm just a scumbag. I hate yuppies. People who own SUVs should be injected with AIDS. I'm an only child. I can't get close to people. I've worked harder than most for everything I have. I taught elementary school kids for 1 year. I try not to have too much "stuff"-All I need is my computer, ipod and camera shit. I've never had a dishwasher. I bought our first clothes dryer in 2005. I still live with my parents. I rarely watch TV. 90 percent of people I come in contact with disgust me. I'm poor. I have low self-esteem. I have an anger problem. I could live off Peanut M & Ms and Arnold Palmer Half N Half. Nintendo has always been there for me. I think the 80s was the REAL renaissance.
I'll add more useless facts as they come.
I fucking LIVE and BREATHE the 80s. So all you little 17-year-old fucks with your obsession with Hello Kitty, Original Nintendo, and Little Miss Chatterbox T-Shirts better recognize.
My Screen Names:
"metalunionkaren"
or
"eat aids please"
Message me sometime.
I take photos for:
www.themetalunion.com and
www.karenjerzykphotography.com
It'd be super-special (like, Down Syndrome super-special) if you checked them out.
Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.
I dig metal. And Photography. And Nintendo. Now eat shit.
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves.. You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." -George Carlin
