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About Me

Everything about me?I'm bizarre. I've been a vegetarian since I was 7 for some reason. I have an appreciation for the unusual, bizarre, creepy, and random aspects of life. I'm a wikipedia addict. I'm awkward around people I don't know. I enjoy music to an irrational degree. I like open-minded people. I'm equally interested in politics, history, sports, music, video games, and philosophy. I know I and everyone I know will die. I would be a smoker if Cuban cigars were legal. I like my women to be free-thinking and independent. The near future frightens me. I want to be a writer. I'm a griefer. I'm a card carrying member of Amnesty International. I get riled up by human rights abuses. I'm fascinated by personality cults and the Soviet Union. I hate cable news and television in general. I'm of Irish descent. I wish the things I know a lot about and am interested in offered jobs. I think gays should be allowed to marry. I love America, I just hate some of the things America does. One of my life goals is to get back to Ireland. I dont do drugs but I still think marijuana should be legalized. I've gone from being chubby to fat to awkward to obese to thin to average to lanky in my lifetime, right now I'm somewhere between average and lanky. My shoe size is 16. I don't like divorce. I'm against abortion but can't stand anti-abortion activists. Obama is my candidate of choice. My pinkies are bent at a severe angle. I don't hate people for their beliefs. I'm for net neutrality. I'm not a homosexual. Just because I think something is wrong dosent mean it should be illegal. I believe Chicago is the greatest city in the world. My right knee is completely shot. I'm white. Soy Sauce and Hot Sauce turn any food into a feast. I almost got kicked outta high school for a newspaper article I wrote. I hate winter. I hope North Park is a good school. My tastes in music are so random and eclectic it's almost schizophrenic. Chicago totally deserves the 2016 Olympics. Laconic phrases are cool.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

-U2 -R.E.M. -Modest Mouse -The Pixies -Radiohead -Talking Heads -The Replacements -Bruce Springsteen -The Clash -The Velvet Underground -Bob Dylan -Sufjan Stevens -Bloc Party -Warren Zevon -The Flaming Lips -The Rolling Stones -The Beatles -John Lennon -The Cure -Smashing Pumpkins -Iggy Pop -My Morning Jacket -The Arcade Fire -The Band -Gnarls Barkley -David Bowie -Wilco -Neutral Milk Hotel -Oasis -Pearl Jam -Peter Gabriel -The Police (when they were reggae-y, not poppy) -Ben Folds -Dinosaur Jr. -The Violent Femmes -Jazz/Blues -Folky Rock Stuff -And I'm probably forgetting dozens of others

Movies:

Soviet Propaganda Films

Television:

I enjoy shows where everyone turns to goo at the end of the series.

Books:

Books about drifters, burnouts, and the criminally insane.And manifestos.

Heroes:

The inventors of the Wii, Paul Westerberg, me in 30 years.

My Blog

Playing Chicken

A story on the news this morning: Child in critical condition after being struck by a car on the interstate while playing a game called "tagging", in which kids "tag" moving cars.What fun! Getting rig...
Posted by Turner A>1AB25==-jertvuet, 4;O ;N459! on Sat, 26 May 2007 05:28:00 PST

Onward Christian Soldiers!

On this, the day of the "Reverend" Jerry Falwell's death, I look back on his spiritually pure life:-Wrote scathing pro-segregation and anti-civil rights sermons during the civil rights movement, calli...
Posted by Turner A>1AB25==-jertvuet, 4;O ;N459! on Tue, 15 May 2007 01:15:00 PST

You say you want a revolution, well you know that you can count me out

Dont buy gas on the 15th as a protest against gas prices? Prices will drop 70 cents a gallon overnight? Thisll convince the big bad oil companies to change their ways?While I think we need to get rid ...
Posted by Turner A>1AB25==-jertvuet, 4;O ;N459! on Sat, 12 May 2007 05:41:00 PST

Never Ending Math Equation

Oh my God, I've gotta gotta gotta gotta move on Where do you move when what you're moving from Is yourself?Staying up until dawn trying to finish this paper, the last paper for this semester, and (I h...
Posted by Turner A>1AB25==-jertvuet, 4;O ;N459! on Fri, 04 May 2007 04:01:00 PST

Virginia Tech

What drives someone to wake up in the morning and decide to kill 30+ people? To run over to a building filled with hundreds of young people sacrificing their time and money to try to get somewhe...
Posted by Turner A>1AB25==-jertvuet, 4;O ;N459! on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 12:52:00 PST

Lollapalooza

Lollapalooza was announced this morning, Aug. 3-5, and once again, the lineup is incredible. Among the acts I would pay tons of money to see:-Pearl Jam-Daft Punk-Muse-Iggy Pop-Modest Mouse-Interpol-My...
Posted by Turner A>1AB25==-jertvuet, 4;O ;N459! on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 09:11:00 PST

A day late and a buck short

About half of the people who work at the KMart warehouse, where I'm a security guard, go to this crazy evangelical baptist school founded by a dead preacher with a personality cult. When one of these ...
Posted by Turner A>1AB25==-jertvuet, 4;O ;N459! on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 05:41:00 PST

Blog Title

What is it about a bonfire that makes a social gathering sound so much more appealing? Sitting around like we normally would, but with a big ol' fire in the middle? "Hey dude, you wanna go to turners ...
Posted by Turner A>1AB25==-jertvuet, 4;O ;N459! on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 05:17:00 PST

Time Code

I hate the history channel, seriously. On right now is some "Bible Code" show, showing how the bible supposedly shows in it's texts predictions of the following:1-the JFK assasination2-Lee Harvey Oswa...
Posted by Turner A>1AB25==-jertvuet, 4;O ;N459! on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 11:49:00 PST

Be who you want them to be

Growing wiser is understanding how to solve all the problems you needed solving long ago, the problems we now face will seem so easy to solve on our deathbeads.We change ourselves into someone we want...
Posted by Turner A>1AB25==-jertvuet, 4;O ;N459! on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 02:39:00 PST