I Tongued Mother Theresa's Gums

F.Y.I. - I LIVE for stealing shit from others.. no, litterally. i'm a poo burgler. i burgle your poopie. mmmm... doodie.I'm Lyss. I'm wierd, seeing as i have a fetish for scat porn. 2 girls 1 cup? i came THRICELY. I'll fall in love with you. If you're a rebel without a bladder, I'll fall in love with your urine on my anus. If you're a peace lovin' hippie freak I'll fall in love with your hairy armpits, as long as you let me worship them with my face hole.
The chances are, I'll fall in love with your gaping asshole.
The chances are, I won't ever tell you either.
That's just how it works.
I sneak up on you while your taking a dump, and bam, it's in my mouth and i'm out. poo burgling for teh wins.
Also, I'm god damned pubey.I dropped out of highschool last year. It was my last year, but I couldn't do it any more. I plan on doing a great many things with my life. Among these things are shitting on the popes chest and snow balling it back and fourth passionately with he.I want to open a feces shop. where people can shit and urinate freely upon eachother and feast. EDIT; I recently signed up for night courses to get my escort license. Blow me you arrogant S.O.B.s who think you're better cause you can satisfy your men for free!