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The Power Unknown

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About Me

My name is Rob Gorman. I am an eccentric, intellectual, pragmatic, athletic, scientific, nihilistic, atheistic, existentialistic, progressive, healthful, pansexual, Darwinian, Bohemian, egalitarian, libertarian, drug-free, alcohol-free, tobacco-free, caffeine-free, junk food-free, anti-religion, anti-racist, anti-homophobe, anti-disciplinarian, pro-education, pro-freethought, pro-subculture, groovy, awesome, radical, d00d.

My Interests


I'd like to meet:



Music:

Alphabetical order from iTunes!!AC/DC, AFI, Afrika Bambaataa, Alien Ant Farm, Alkaline Trio, Andromeda, Angra, Anthrax, Anti-Flag, Aphex Twin, Apoptygma Berzerk, Arch Enemy, Arctic Monkeys, Armored Saint, Atari Teenage Riot, Axel Rudi Pell, Ayreon, Bad Religion, Battlelore, Black Label Society, Buckethead, Children of Bodom, Clawfinger, Coheed and Cambria, Crash, Crush 40, Cut Chemist, Danzig, Dark Tranquillity, DJ Shadow, Dog Fashion Disco, DragonForce, Dream Theater, Eidolon, Electric Light Orchestra, Elton John, Eternal Decision, Europe, Fates Warning, Fight, Fugazi, God Forbid, Gorillaz, Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five, Guns N' Roses, Halford, Helloween, Insane Clown Posse, Into Eternity, Iron Maiden, James LaBrie, Judas Priest, Kamelot, Killswitch Engage, Kottonmouth Kings, Lacuna Coil, Liquid Tension Experiment, Manowar, Marilyn Manson, The Mars Volta, Marty Friedman, Mastadon, mc chris, Megadeth, Metallica, Mindless Self Indulgence, The Misfits, Modest Mouse, Mostly Autumn, Mullmuzzler, Municipal Waste, Necro, Nightwish, Nirvana, The Offspring, Pantera, Planet X, Pro-Pain, Public Enemy, Queen, Queensryche, Rage Against the Machine, Rammstein, Razed in Black, Run-DMC, Rush, Seabound, Skid Row, Slayer, Sonata Arctica, Steve Vai, Styx, Switchblade Symphony, Tool, TSOL, Tupac Shakur, Turbonegro, Twiztid, VNV Nation, We Are Scientists, and Winger.

Movies:

Not in any real order: The Warriors, Rent, Superbad, Shortbus, Smokin' Aces, The Departed, Grindhouse, Peter Jackson's King Kong(2005), The Last Samurai, Waiting..., Chasing Amy, Clerks II, Clerks, Mallrats, Paycheck, Casino Royale, The Punisher(2004), Almost Heroes, Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Armageddon, Reindeer Games, Hairspray(2007), Full Metal Jacket, Sin City, Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, Click, The General, Psycho(1960), Se7en, The Usual Suspects, Alien, Aliens, Memento, The Limey, Taxi Driver, Casino, Fritz the Cat, Big Money Hustla$, Out Cold, Knocked Up, Titanic, Stranger than Fiction, The Bourne Identity, Batman Begins, Vacancy, I Robot, Anchorman, Talladega Nights, Blood Diamond, Snakes on a Plane, and Deep Blue Sea... to name a few.

Television:

How I Met Your Mother, Two and a Half Men, The Loop, Penn and Teller: Bullshit!, According to Jim, Judge Mathis, Scrubs, Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, Mind of Mencia, The Office, and The Drew Carey Show... to name a few.

My Blog

Schedule for senior year ’07-’08

1-2: Strength training (Hetlet)3-4: Study hall (Cafeteria)5-6: Modern lit (Clutter)7: Lunch (But I will probably just eat during study hall and use this time to chill)8-9: Creative writing (Wiersum)10...
Posted by The Power Unknown on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 12:23:00 PST

April Fools Day Jokes!!

Well, today was April Fools, and I had fun pulling pranks on people. I sure pulled many...Here's a chronological list of every April Fool's joke I pulled on Myspace on the date of 4/1/07:1. I asked my...
Posted by The Power Unknown on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 07:38:00 PST

This may or may not deeply offend you

Off the bat, I want to warn you that this may or may not be the most disgusting thing you have ever seen. Some of these are pretty damn nasty. That being said, enjoy: The minute Steel Toe Boot pos...
Posted by The Power Unknown on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 06:41:00 PST

Mr. Sutton

Since making my previous blog, which ripped on Mr. Hezlet, I concocted a genius plan to annoy him. On a paper for his class, I misspelled his name 'Hezclet', such that it would be pronounced 'hezz-c...
Posted by The Power Unknown on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 02:12:00 PST

Mr. Hezlet

Mr. Hezlet has always had a fiery contempt for me, and I have always hated him. I will now list the reasons: First of all, he's as boring as fuck. He has zero charisma. Every day I fight an uphil b...
Posted by The Power Unknown on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 02:14:00 PST

Jason might as well...

Bind and gag me and ride me like an S&M bitch. Well, basically, the story is that Jason 'subtly' dropped the hint that I should spoof Keegan. I put 'subtle' in quotation marks because it was pre...
Posted by The Power Unknown on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 07:10:00 PST

You asked for it...

Since my 'artwork' has recieved much appreciation of late, I've decided to make another blog! I will be spoofing many people, mostly James Volin. Callum has a posse! (Left to right: MC Hammer, Flav...
Posted by The Power Unknown on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 08:33:00 PST

Spoofing lots of people... mainly Jason

Alas! The moment everyone has been waiting for! More stupid pictures! I was planning on doing on just about Tai... but I could only think of one Tai joke so I expanded the blog to include Danny and J...
Posted by The Power Unknown on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 12:05:00 PST

Another spoofathon?

hmm, it seems the spoofmaster has struck again! this time Rob Wagner will be providing the fodder! let the good times roll! Rob runs out of things to wear and resorts to pan-handling! Long story s...
Posted by The Power Unknown on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 12:38:00 PST

Movie Quotes... PARTE DOS

Okay, here are some awesome quotes from some awesome movies. See if you can name all the movies. If you dig this kind of thing, I made another one a long time ago. No one has won that one yet, but Ban...
Posted by The Power Unknown on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 12:14:00 PST