...someday? Somebody special. Someone who can deal with my quirks. A nice Jewish girl. Well, at this point in my life a nice woman, period. Doesn't have to be Jewish. Jewish is a plus, but someone near to my age is ideal, someone who enjoys the same music I do and can sit down and laugh at a silly, stupid movie.Or is it along the lines of, "I'd like to meet David Letterman?" I dunno. Actually, I almost got to meet George Carlin once. Back in 2001 or so I sent George an e-mail asking about putting some audio clips of his up on my web page. Imagine my surprise that he answered! We exchanged a few e-mails and I mentioned that I was taking a mini-vacation to Las Vegas and he invited me to be a guest at his stand-up show which was then at the MGM Grand Hotel, and to meet him after the show. Well, unfortunately, for various reasons the meeting never occurred, mainly due to the fact that I couldn't figure out where the guy was I was supposed to talk to that would let me backstage, and when I did find him George had left the building. Oh well. Also, one drunk night in Tokyo (ah, Tokyo, how I miss you...) at a club in the Roppongi district called the Lexington Queen (how I got in that night I'll never know) I met some of the band members of the group Faith No More (more like drunkenly said "hey you're that guy in that band!") So much for my brushes with fame. Oh, I said hi to Penn and Teller after attending one of their shows in Vegas. Teller spoke! Yes, he did. I had him and Penn autograph a ten spot which I sent back into the universe by putting it into a slot machine. Someone, somewhere, out in the world has that autographed Penn and Teller slice o' cash. You'll know it's them if you have it because Penn took some liberties with what was printed on said bill by crossing out some parts he didn't agree with...Anyway, I'm hoping to be virtual pals with all the folks I've mentioned in my profile, should they happen to have a MySpace page.
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