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Corpulent Alan

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About Me

My name is Alan.
I try not to hold grudges.
If you need something, I'll help you if I can, regardless of how much I like you.
I used to try to make everyone happy.
I now know better.
I'm not much, but at least I know who I am. Even if I won't admit it to you.

I have no idea where the next few years will take me, but I am ready for them.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone who will help make me a better person.


My Blog

Before you make any decisions about me, read this.

This is not directed towards anyone, it is simply something I thought I should clear up to everyone, including myself.Now in life, you determine who you are and what kind of person you will be. I agre...
Posted by Corpulent Alan on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 05:54:00 PST

the importance of looks?

looks. people place way too much emphasis on physical attraction. i am sorry if i am offending anyone by saying this, but as far as i am concerned it is true.people draw impressions from what? from ho...
Posted by Corpulent Alan on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 09:01:00 PST

My story about a monkey and his sister elephant.

Once upon a time there was a monkey who had a surprise! This surprise was for his sister who was an elephant. So the monkey went to the elephant store to buy his siter a present. The monkey went to th...
Posted by Corpulent Alan on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 08:37:00 PST