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Robbie J. Holland

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Allow me to be frank at the commencement. You will not like me. The gentlemen will be envious and the ladies will be repelled. You will not like me now and you will like me a good deal less as we go on. Ladies, an announcement: I am up for it, all the time. That is not a boast or an opinion, it is bone hard medical fact. I put it round you know. And you will watch me putting it round and sigh for it. Don't. It is a deal of trouble for you and you are better off watching and drawing your conclusions from a distance than you would be if I got my tarse up your petticoats. Gentlemen. Do not despair, I am up for that as well. And the same warning applies. Still your cheesy erections till I have had my say. But later when you shag - and later you will shag, I shall expect it of you and I will know if you have let me down - I wish you to shag with my homuncular image rattling in your gonads. Feel how it was for me, how it is for me and ponder. 'Was that shudder the same shudder he sensed? Did he know something more profound? Or is there some wall of wretchedness that we all batter with our heads at that shining, livelong moment. That is it. That is my prologue, nothing in rhyme, no protestations of modesty, you were not expecting that I hope. I am Robbie J. Holland Bass player in Magic Eight Ball. And I do not want you to like me.

My Interests

Music is the esscence of my being. One one true constant love, it both mirrors and changes your feelings and in doing so can help you through disappointing times.

I'd like to meet:

I should imagine that very few people have the patience to put up with me long enough to get to know me. My aquiescence for letting people get to know me to well is diminished some what. I prefer to present a simple non plussed visage to the world and all those I consider to be extraneous to my life. Though highly opinionated, I am not forth coming with them, however prefer to sit back and listen to people make fools of themselves rambling on about subjects on which their knowledge is at best limited. As you can see I am not an easy person to become close to, however the few people who have managed to enter my life and have touched upon my soul will remain there for all of time.

Music:

Magic Eight Ball... Love us or hate us, we do not care. A Rock and Roll revolution will be brought down upon you all. A mighty trio akin to The Manic Street Preachers or Silverchair, we can be found gigging and rocking hard in and around London...

Movies:

The Libertine, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Princess Bride.

Television:

The A-Team.....

Books:

Raymond E. Feist, David Gemmell (R.I.P), Shakespeare.

Heroes:

My Mum worked two jobs as a single parent.

My Flixster

My Blog

New E.P is now available

Well it is finally here, the First E.P of the brand new line up of Magic Eight Ball is now available to all you good people who have supported us on our way. If you would like more details on how to g...
Posted by Robbie J. Holland on Wed, 16 May 2007 07:13:00 PST