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Zombie Majora

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm the creature that your mother warned you about! Hello Hello! I'm a vagabond romantic looking for friends and new adventures. My big passion in life is art- most importantly, tattooing. I've been a tattoo artist for a little over ten years now. Although I love hitting the road for new inspiration, insight and friendship, my heart and home is at Modern Body in downtown Sacramento. My art creeps into this world beyond turning people into living, bleeding canvases. My other mediums include painting, drawing, writing, performing, dancing and myself. I can pee standing up, kick my own ass, and I hate feet and popsicles. I'm also into horror culture, drag things, being retarded with my friends, being friends with the retarded, laughing til my gut hurts, flatulence, Burning Man, Halloweenie stuff,spirituality and a virtual buttload more.

My Interests

TATTOOS! As in the creation and appreciation of them. Besides that, I'm into spirituality, dancing, traveling, learning about other people and cultures, music, being a human pincushion, performance art, fine art, apocalypse death art, poi, my cats, independent flicks, horror movies and stupid comedies. I'm fascinated with WWII and medical oddities right now. I wanna learn more about classic cars,scuba,and welding. I like mayonaise and Indian fruit bats. They're kinda fat and you can feed em grapes.

I'd like to meet:

ameobas with personality-lots of personality. I'd like to make friends with people from all over the world, for friendship, networking in the tattoo industry, collaboration with other artists of all mediums, and of course, booty. Disclaimer: a cast iron stomach, a heart of gold, and gratuitous humor are required for further contact. Spread the love, even if it leaves a stain.

Music:

I'm pretty ecclectic when it comes to music. Although my tastes usually lean more toward electronica and industrial like Project Pitchfork, Wumpscut, Alien Sex Fiend, Felix da Housecat, Peaches, etc, I've been lovin on some Mason Jennings, Grand Buffet, Cerberus Shoal, Novy Svet, Typical Cats, and Damien Rice, all of which have been recently introduced to me. Then there are classics for me like VNV Nation, the Ramones, Johnny Cash, Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds, Tom Waits, Christian Death, etc. Also, props to local artists, The Cawz. You guys rock!

Movies:

I like a lot of these things. Some of my favorites are Fight Club, Begotten, House of a Thousand Corpses,The Devil's Rejects, Freaks, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (in all forms), Forbidden Zone, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, any Tromaville, Araki, Kubrick, Argento films. I also like war flicks, one of my favorites being Apocalypse Now. Dunb-ass comedies like Ladies Man are pretty awesome too. Wanna know something cheesy? I cried the first time I saw Terminator 2 at the end when Arnie's little robot hand waved out of the mercury and then he died.

Television:

none.TV rots the brain. okay, maybe the surgery shows are cool. Fuck! And the L Word and maybe the Discovery channel, but that's it. Oh and the History channel, Buffy reruns, the Family Guy, Drawn Together, CSI, Bob Ross, shit on VH-1 about the 80's or whatever, any kind of extreme make-over crap, QVC, and shows about conjoined twins and people who take antibiotics and all their skin falls off or they absorbed their twin while they were in the womb together. I didn't really see that one but I wish I had. I was just kidding about QVC.

Books:

Well, I just started reading Shit Magnet by Jim Goad, written while he was incarcerated between '98-'00. I seem to gravitate toward nonfiction about addiction, mental illness, quantum physics, human anomalies and the psychology behind crimes against humanity.Conversely, I'm into books that promote better spiritual living, you know, like Hardcore Zen, Dharma Punx, The Life of Pi, and RuPaul's Letting It All Hang Out.

Heroes:

Anyone I've loved has been a hero of mine at some point or another. And then there's me. I'm really a superhero. My special power is Toxic ass gas.

My Blog

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hi. this is my blog. go blog go. blow nose blow. i have a cold, yo. NyQuil is do-pe.yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyay, København!!
Posted by Zombie Majora on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST