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About Me

I like waffles.

My Interests

Reading, Writing, Debating, Religion, Movies, but above all laughing.
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Morpheus

?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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Ma'at, Goddess of Order, Harmony, and Truth
Ma'at was the goddess of physical and moral law in Egypt, of order and truth. She was not much of a goddess, but more of a concept. She was what was right; she was the way things should be.
You lead a very well-ordered life. You are just and keep things in balance. You know just how to react to things, and people like you for that.

I'd like to meet:

You.

Music:

My musical taste varies depending on the day, weather, the position of Mars relative to Venus, and just about everything else. My musical ADD serves me well, but would make for a ridiculously long list of various genres, styles, and performers. Let's just say that at any given point of time I could like just about anything.

Movies:

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Television:

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Books:

In no particular order: Catch 22, Animal Farm, Lonesome Dove, The Godfather, EVERYTHING Terry Pratchett has ever written (well OK, not EVERYTHING, I mean, I'm sure his tax forms are rather boring, and his grocery shopping lists often get repetitive, but...) Neverwhere, I'm sure I'm forgetting a lot of them, but as I remember, I'll add on...Take the quiz: "What Harry Potter Character Are You?"

Albus Dumbledore
You are Albus Dumbledoe.The headmaster of Hogwarts. well respected and extreamly intellagent ,Yet you have a crazy side.

Heroes:

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My Blog

Gargoyle Story part 1 Return of the Queen

Asleep. She awoke with a start. The hole in the roof had let in the rain, sending a puddle of cascading water upon her, causing her long red hair to cling to her moistened obsidi...
Posted by Bringing Back Brian on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 01:05:00 PST

The Birds And The Bees

It was an interesting conversation, and it began thusly: She was quick to remark that my protruding gut made it seem as if I were pregnant. "Surely," I said, "You have noticed that I am a man, and&nbs...
Posted by Bringing Back Brian on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 12:09:00 PST

Keeping Things Unclear

Ok, I remember what I was going to say now. So, you know those things? Those very little things? You know, those things with the doohickey and that long ass whatchamacall it? Anyway,...
Posted by Bringing Back Brian on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 02:20:00 PST

A Very Short Story

It was obvious straight off that something was wrong."Something is wrong," I heard somebody say."Obviously," I replied."Straight off," agreed somebody else, "Didn't you read the first sentence?" The f...
Posted by Bringing Back Brian on Sat, 06 May 2006 11:31:00 PST

Dylan's Essential Adventure part 1

The Mighty Quinn walked with his mentor Mr. Tambourine Man All Along the Watchtower Like A Rollin' Stone Blowin' in the Wind. "The Times They Are a Changin'," Quinn said, "Used to be I didn't fee...
Posted by Bringing Back Brian on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 11:38:00 PST

Tree Hell

So here I am once again suffering another relapse of my Existential Epilepsy. A tree fell in the woods. I know, because I discovered it in it's current horizontal ...
Posted by Bringing Back Brian on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 09:18:00 PST

Lobsters

Ok, so lobsters. Lobsters don't make fun pets. They don't come when you call. They look terrible in little pet sweaters. And they NEVER use hoola-hoops. I mean, how could...
Posted by Bringing Back Brian on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 08:57:00 PST