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Y ! N G L I S H

About Me

normal.
prefers pepsi than coke, popcorn than chips.
wears watch on the right hand, ear rings on the right ear, tattoo on the middle.
wants true love but is the one who always cheats.
doesn't have any Louis Vuitton or Cucci or Fendi bags.
kissing is more personal than sex.
hates cheese and cream.
feet stink when wearing boots.
can eat 8 pieces of fried chicken at once.
likes milk more than coffee.
and sleepy now.
oh and I dont pretend I eat as little as a bird, I eat like a man.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

a bunny in a hello kitty swimming suit.

My Blog

Jerks and Sluts

Every guy is a jerk when being with the girls they are not that into.Every girl is a slut when being with the guys they are really into.He is not a jerk, he just doesnt feel right with you.She is not ...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Dec 2008 16:42:00 GMT

Subway and New Yorkers

Subway to New Yorkers is like a rich but unfaithful husband.He is always late, he always cheats on you.You do not trust him, you do not love him.unfortunately you can't leave him because your life is ...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 23:21:00 GMT

Wake Me Up, Dont Wait Until September End.

You walked into my blanket, stepped on my head.Sticking something into my brain.Bloody stairs, I tried to hold your hand.You walked away with others name.Slapping on my face with her name, her name.He...
Posted by on Sat, 03 May 2008 09:31:00 GMT

Woff Woff

I would not mind being your dog which is always happy to see you and running around youif you could always remember to come home to pat me and feed me some love...
Posted by on Sat, 03 May 2008 09:30:00 GMT

Somthing About Ur Mouth

When u use ur mouth to suck dicks too much, u might start forgetting you can also use ur mouth to say "I Love You."
Posted by on Sat, 03 May 2008 09:29:00 GMT

Candy Theory

Lick the candy, don't eat it.If you ate the whole candy, you would gain some weight.So I only lick it to taste it, then I can have every kind of candy without being involved into any situation I don't...
Posted by on Sat, 03 May 2008 09:25:00 GMT

Lure

If a dog is gone, you would lure it out with tasty bones.If a cat is gone, you would lure it out with ringing bells.If I am gone, would you lure me out with sweet love???
Posted by on Sat, 03 May 2008 09:29:00 GMT

Misunderstanding

Finally its just a misunderstanding.Misunderstanding that guys would open their arms if you open your legs.
Posted by on Sat, 03 May 2008 09:26:00 GMT

The Bloody Red Camellia

It has been waiting here for thousands years.A bloody red camellia, waves in front of the gravestones.Waving at the passing travellers, waving at the coming visitors.They have stopped by, plucking her...
Posted by on Sat, 03 May 2008 09:24:00 GMT